Things You SHOULD Say!

[Greenfield]

Have plenty to do in the work of the Lord and you will find true satisfaction in life, and meet many new friends, which will make your fun time that much more enjoyable.

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Things you should say to a clock.

[trottigy]

STOP for a minute (even though it won't listen )

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Should say to someone who didn't realize we have been preaching in Turkey for a LONG time.

[Greenfield]

More trolling? You have been deactivated.

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Things you should say to a Las Vegan.

[rocket]

So that's as close to being a vegan as you will ever get?

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Things you SHOULD say to a Las Vegan who just now, a year later, discovers that a fellow Las Vegan is on the forum.

[Greenfield]

Have you met Trottigy? Trottigy, have you met ... ?

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Things you should say to someone who frequents the Heart Attack Grill.

[rocket]

Have you got your coffin picked out yet?

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who loves meat when Mad cow disease has been observed but a few hundred miles away.

[Greenfield]

They're having a deal on fish sandwiches, let's get those instead.

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Things you should say to a fish.

[surfergirl]

jump into to the net we will make you preachers of men yet

new things you should say> If they are spiritually hungary?

[rocket]

Would you like a free home Bible study?

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Things you SHOULD say to the person who loves growing roses.

[Greenfield]

They're beautiful! So many varieties.

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Things you should say to broccoli.

[surfergirl]

you go great with garlic butter

new things you should say? To Pain?

[rocket]

Go away please.

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Things you Should say to your Pedicurist.

[surfergirl]

Make my feet look great please I have a date.

new things you should say to Dean Martin

[rocket]

nothing, I don't talk to the dead.

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Things you SHOULD say to your Bible student who wants to get baptized but is not really ready to do so.

[Greenfield]

That's a great goal to have. Let's take a look at the Scriptural requirements for baptism.

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Things you should say when an angry man barges into the Kingdom Hall during the evening meeting and you are the attendant and he demands to see the "Presiding Overseer."

[Never happened, just thought it would be fun to hear the answer. And yes, I had him say "presiding overseer" on purpose.]

[rocket]

Sir, I can see you are upset about something. As soon as the meeting is over I will get the PO COBE and we will see if we can iron this out for you.

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Things you SHOULD say to an angry man that refuses to calm down.

[Greenfield]

We will discuss this later if need be, bye now.

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Things you should say when you are awakened by the Watchtower conductor because you are the reader and you feel asleep.

[rocket]

I'm sorry that was inexcusable.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Watchtower reader who fell asleep.

[ReadYourBible]

Do you suffer from narcolepsy?

Things you should say to someone who makes great comments at the meeting.

[rocket]

I find your comment to be very upbuilding to me and very encouraging.

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Things you SHOULD say to the person has attended meetings for years but never ever comments.

[Greenfield]

It's great to see you here so faithfully, and well studied. If you comment it would be wonderful to hear.

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Things you should say to

[surfergirl]

You remind me of a song. Crimson and clover...

new things you should say? To say the Bee Gees?

[rocket]

Loved your tight harmonies.

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Things you SHOULD say to Paul "Fang" Volk, formerly of Paul Revere and the Raiders, if you run into him at a DC.

[surfergirl]

I loved watching you games Bro, Its so nice to meet you and see you Here with our Brothers?

new Things you should say to a Hollogram?

[rocket]

Bro. Paul "Fang" Volk is an elder in a Las Vegas Congregation. Actually there were two from that music group that became brothers. Also their manager R. Hart was/is also a brother. They were a 70's band. http://www.jwtalk.net/forum/read.php?48,20107,50867#msg-50867

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If you were only real I would tell you something good.

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Things you SHOULD say to a High School friend that you hadn't seen for years and shows up at your KH for the Public talk.