A good joke

[bagwell1987]

I see people my age mountain climbing and ziplining and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my foot through my underwear without falling over 😆😆

[Tortuga]

3 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

I see people my age mountain climbing and ziplining and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my foot through my underwear without falling over 😆😆

One step at a time....

[MullumMiss]

8 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

I see people my age mountain climbing and ziplining and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my foot through my underwear without falling over 😆😆

One foot after the other..........🤦‍♀️

[Lee49]

19 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

One step at a time....

All is good, so long as ya don't fall over!

[bagwell1987]

🥳🥳🥳the underwear joke was a hit 😅😅

[Tortuga]

36 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

🥳🥳🥳the underwear joke was a hit 😅😅

Oh...it was a joke???

 

 

 

[bagwell1987]

14 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Oh...it was a joke???

 

 

 

You are such a 💩 😆

[Sheep]

1 minute ago, bagwell1987 said:

You are such a 💩 😆

Actually, I have a much lower opinion of him...

[bagwell1987]

Actually......what's lower than 💩

 

🤣

[bagwell1987]

............waiting for Tortuga........you know he has something to say 😅😅

[Precision]

On 5/1/2023 at 2:02 PM, Tortuga said:

"Tell me those jokes again"

 

Thats disgusting Tortuga.    that body builder woman needs to put her bra on. 

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, Precision said:

 

Thats disgusting Tortuga.    that body builder woman needs to put her bra on. 

YOU tell him....

[Tortuga]

Someone tore this month out of my calendar, I am completely disMayed...

[bagwell1987]

39 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Someone tore this month out of my calendar, I am completely disMayed...

You are so bad!

[Tortuga]

24 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

You are so bad!

I stole it from my brother...

[bagwell1987]

8 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

I stole it from my brother...

Oh of course you did, pass the buck buck-o 😅

[Tortuga]

[Tortuga]

[New World Explorer]

A British man is visiting Australia.

The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?”

The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.” 

[bagwell1987]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey"

Spoiler

The horse replies, sure 🤣 

 

[Qapla]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face"

Spoiler

 

Edited May 4, 2023 by Qapla

[Tortuga]

Well, since you put it like that..👏🏽

[New World Explorer]

Q: What is a kangaroos favourite kind of music genre?

Spoiler

A: Hip Hop

 

[Pabo]

A man & his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where he is met by a drunken neighbor who is standing in the pouring rain. The neighbor asks him for a push.

"Not a chance!" says the husband, "It’s 3 o"clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"It was Timothy Quinn, from around the corner. He is drunk and wants a push." he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No I did not. It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it’s pouring rain!"

"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can’t you remember about three months ago when our car broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed and goes out in the pouring rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Quinn, are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the man.

"Yes please" is the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the man.
"I’m over here, on the swing"

[bagwell1987]

No matter how much you push the envelope 

Spoiler

It'll always be stationary 😄