A good joke

[Qapla]

[Andrey]

A policeman would be more comfortable leading him by the ear. 

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Edited May 21 by Andrey

[Andrey]

Tik Tok's homeland has a life of its own.

 

[Andrey]

[Dolce vita]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

I remember her, crazy laugh

[rocket]

Phrases that mean the same but one sound better.

 

Husband talking to wife.

 

"When I see you time stops."

or

"Your face can stop the clock."

[Andrey]

- Me: showing my husband what I learned in private courses that cost tens of thousands of dollars.

 

- The reaction of my husband, who paid for everything.

[Keep Fighting]

The phone rang in the flower shop:
"Hello, this is from the now defunct bank branch down the street. We probably got the wrong bouquet of flowers. It says 'Our deepest sympathy' on the bow."

"Oh, help!" exclaimed the lady in the flower shop.
"Well, it's no big deal," said the person at the bank branch.

"You could say that, but then your floral greeting has arrived at a funeral and the bow says: "Good luck in the new premises."

[Lee49]

🤑   💪

 

 

[ChrisW]

1 hour ago, Lee49 said:

🤑   💪

 

 

me too 

[Qapla]

I remember when you could go into the grocery store with a hand full of money and come out with a sack full of groceries ... not you go in with a sack full of money and come out with a handful of groceries

 

[Andrey]

A purr means a cat! 🤣

 

 

[Dolce vita]

26 minutes ago, Andrey said:

Un ronronnement signifie un chat !  🤣

 

 

More like grandpa's motorcycle, right?

[Sun]

 

[Lee49]

24 minutes ago, Dolce vita said:

More like grandpa's motorcycle,

Wife says I snore like that !  😴💤💤💤💤

[cme]

On 5/22/2024 at 5:03 PM, ChrisW said:

me too 

Ain't that the truth!

[Mike047]

13 hours ago, Dolce vita said:

More like grandpa's motorcycle, right?

That's getting to the tooth of it.

[Keep Fighting]

[Keep Fighting]

[Andrey]

Expectation and reality

 

[Sheep]

What do you call a dyslexic agnostic?

 

Spoiler

It's someone who's not sure if there's a dog or not.

 

[Pabo]

On 6/4/2024 at 11:22 AM, Sheep said:

What do you call a dyslexic agnostic?

 

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It's someone who's not sure if there's a dog or not.

 

 

What do you call a insomiac dyslexic agnostic?

 

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether there is a dog.

 

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

[Tortuga]

It has become very popular for some restaurants to serve a deconstructed food item on their menu. I heard there is a new Chinese restaurant that will serve just deconstructed food, it's called "Wok Backwards"