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4 hours ago, pnutts said:

Too literally or just a touch on the shady side.

or he saw Star Wars too many times and went to the dark side....

 

I guess only the Shadow knows...

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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Had to give this one a double look .... at first, I could not figure out why Moses was putting a purple brick into the water - then I realized he was "taking a selfie"

"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
~ 1 Corinthians 14:40 ~

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5 minutes ago, ChocoBro said:

Sorry, but this one needs explaining to me.

Last year, the publications were available for download during the first convention weekend, even for whose whose conventions were many months away.

 

According to some outspoken individuals, downloading the convention materials a few hours early is just as serious of a sin as eating the fruit of knowledge was for Adam and Eve, and should incur the same punishment.

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To add to Stavro's explanation, when you tried to download the convention releases, before you could, you had to answer the question "have you had your convention yet" (or something like that) if you answered truthfully and said "no", you weren't shown the releases or the download links.

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