Witness memes

[Michelle112]

You are all too funny. Thanks for making my day 💕 

[Suspended in Time]

Ummm....

 

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No comment 😁

 

[Dages]

3 hours ago, Suspended in Time said:

No comment 😁

 

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You forgot to say "There. I fixed it."  😁  Unfortunately, I'm not very good at multitasking 🤨

 

2 hours ago, Dages said:

 

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Not implying that any of these options are correct or incorrect 😉

 

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OK, I'll stop now 😁   Source - 2022 Memorial Bible Reading Schedule 

 

[Luigi62]

1 hour ago, Suspended in Time said:

OK, I'll stop now 😁   Source - 2022 Memorial Bible Reading Schedule 

 

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OK, one more then .... those who know will understand 😁

 

 

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If you don't laugh, you'll cry 😁😂😬😢🤐

 

[My little flower]

[Sun]

They are brave without knowing it 😄

 

[Skye]

[Qapla]

Are you in the yellow or the blue  

[Tortuga]

I had HazMat training many years ago and I have worn HazMat suits during the training classes, they are not comfortable, however I would recommend the yellow one, it has SCBA (Self Contained Breathing Apparatus)

[Skye]

I’d suffocate in any of those suits in this summer heat 🫣. Or does the yellow one have air conditioning, @Tortuga?

1 hour ago, Qapla said:

Are you in the yellow or the blue  

 

[Loopy]

I can’t handle heat/humidity just in slacks, shirt and high-viz vest. My face turns the color of a 🍅. They’d have to carry me out in a cot if I had to wear those. 🤣 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2022 by Loopy

[Pabo]

[Pabo]

[Pabo]

On 5/2/2021 at 10:03 PM, WilliamChew said:

I was brought up with the 11th commandment being this, being from my grandfather who was told this by his priest:

 

You shall not adulterate the liquor.

 

However, I found a work around by placing the liquor in after filling the glass with cola or other substance. The reasoning is that I am improving the flavour of the cola.

[jps]

[Lee49]

"where did the publisher go wrong, what could he have done differently"?

 

He could have used a little more self defense, I mean self control ! 😂

[Doug]

Dear Abby,

 

I can't keep my secret any longer.  I have been visiting JWTalk for over 9 years already.  And yet , well ,  to be honest , um , I still don't know how to post a link or a meme or anything.  I have nightmare about it.  I feel like a fraud.  But it's not my fault.  I was born before computers were invented.  I still listen to records on the record player!   Can you help me Abby?  Can ANYONE help me ????

 

Sincerely,

Desperate

 

Dear Desperate,

 

You have got to be kidding!   Seriously?   I suppose you also write in cursive too?   Oy!   I suggest you ask someone to PM you instructions, confidentially of course.  Hurry, while there's still time!!!

 

Yours truly,

Abigail Van Buren   'Abby'

[Leonard Match Valid]

* Simple, either watch the show or don't have milk