Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Katty]

  On 8/3/2018 at 1:44 AM, Catalyst said:

 

cNew: What you shouldn't say to a sister who likes to wear an extemely strong perfume to every meeting

( This could apply to Brothers wearing cologne too, but we will stick with Sisters for now )

 

 

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"What's that smell? Have you been painting?"

 

Things you shouldn't say to the brother with a chronic health issue

[Alexa]

Did you lost some time taking a bath?

 

New: things you shouldn't say in jwtalk member in person

[EccentricM]

  On 8/3/2018 at 4:46 AM, rlyem said:

New: things you shouldn't say in jwtalk member in person

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"I imagined you were better looking".

 

New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

[Omoyeme]

  On 8/3/2018 at 9:07 AM, EccentricM said:

New: Things you shoudn't say to a Governing Body member.

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"You won't be here much longer so, may I have your autograph?"

"Hey! Let's take a selfie!... (pushes GB's wife to the side...)

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a householder when the good news turn to a judgment message.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Omoyeme

[Good-O]

"You had your chance.  Too late now".

 

NEW:  Things you should not say to the family at a funeral.  

[EccentricM]

  On 8/13/2018 at 5:30 PM, Good-O said:

"You had your chance.  Too late now".

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Not part of the game, but just that made me think of a sister in our hall who actually said that to people on the door. When people would turn her down, she used to say "oh, well go die then"

Edited August 13, 2018 by EccentricM

[Katty]

  On 8/13/2018 at 5:30 PM, Good-O said:

"You had your chance.  Too late now".

 

NEW:  Things you should not say to the family at a funeral.  

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"Oh stop crying. Armageddon's probably gonna come in less than a year, and you'll feel pretty silly for all this carrying on won't you?"

 

Things not to say to a brother whose wife recently left him.

[Good-O]

"Who's the crybaby now?"

 

(Ewww...that was cold wasn't it?)

 

New: What not to say to new CO?  

[EccentricM]

"Oh, I wanted the last CO, his talks were really cool"

 

New: What not to say to someone afraid of answering up

[ReadYourBible]

Your comments are longer than 30 seconds, could you shorten them up a bit?  

 

New: Things not to say to a woman.  Ever.

[boodles]

  On 9/30/2018 at 7:04 AM, cerebral ecstasy said:

Things not to say to a woman.  Ever.

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You look tired. (Even if they do.)

 

New: What not to say to the person who hit and ran your car, and you were able to track down. (It's been quite a day!)

[Catalyst]

  On 9/30/2018 at 7:44 AM, boodles said:

You look tired. (Even if they do.)

 

New: What not to say to the person who hit and ran your car, and you were able to track down. (It's been quite a day!)

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Thanks!

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What not to say to a sister who thinks she has a great voice (does not)and sings the songs at the meeting at full volume  off key.

[Precision]

  On 10/20/2018 at 3:18 AM, Catalyst said:

 

What not to say to a sister who thinks she has a great voice (does not)and sings the songs at the meeting at full volume  off key.

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Hey, you remind me of...What’s her name ?  Let’s see there was Shoebootie, Packy, Meathead, and Oh yes DIngbat, from All in the family. 

 

New:  What not to say to the new local Rookie police officer who just stopped you for speeding in field service.

[Meditate!]

  On 1/1/2019 at 4:39 AM, Precision said:

 

Hey, you remind me of...What’s her name ?  Let’s see there was Shoebootie, Packy, Meathead, and Oh yes DIngbat, from All in the family. 

 

New:  What not to say to the new local Rookie police officer who just stopped you for speeding in field service.

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There is some real crime going on somewhere... I'm doing God's work

 

New What not to say in a very large que at the check out?

[Zephyr]

  On 1/2/2019 at 8:46 PM, Alan said:

 

 

New What not to say in a very large que at the check out?

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IM A NEW FULL ACCESS USER ON JW.NET YIPPY!!!(firing finger guns in the air shouting PEW!!! PEW!!!)

 

What not to say to a new Full Access User on JW.net?

[EccentricM]

  On 1/2/2019 at 11:57 PM, Santiago2020 said:

IM A NEW FULL ACCESS USER ON JW.NET YIPPY!!!(firing finger guns in the air shouting PEW!!! PEW!!!)

 

 

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*Banned for violent conduct*

 

(not part of the game, I just realised what thead this was, lol)

Edited January 3, 2019 by EccentricM

[Alexa]

You're wasting your membership 

 

Things you shouldn't say to your newly appointed elder

Edited January 3, 2019 by rlyem

[EccentricM]

  On 1/3/2019 at 10:01 AM, rlyem said:

 

 

Things you shouldn't say to your newly appointed elder

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"Never thought you'd be an elder!"

 

Things you shouldn't say to a resurrected Israelite.

Edited January 3, 2019 by EccentricM

[Meditate!]

  On 1/3/2019 at 10:32 AM, EccentricM said:

"Never thought you'd be an elder!"

 

Things you shouldn't say to a resurrected Israelite.

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The stone that the builder rejected has become... 

 

What would you not say to a resurrected athiest? 

[blueyellow]

Sorry to let you know you were just created again. 

 

Things you shouldn't say when a brother (or sister) asks you if you'd like to start courting. 

[Meditate!]

Been there done that! 

 

What should you not say to a car salesman

[Tortuga]

  On 1/7/2019 at 3:27 PM, Alan said:

What should you not say to a car salesman

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I'm looking for something in purple...

 

What should you not say to your doctor?

[blueyellow]

I have one year left to live, but not sure what I'll die of. 

 

... not to say to a refugee. 

[Meditate!]

  On 1/7/2019 at 3:50 PM, blueyellow said:

I have one year left to live, but not sure what I'll die of. 

 

... not to say to a refugee. 

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I like refugees. Some of my best friends are refugees! (patronising tone ) 

 

..... Not say to a dentist? 

[Tortuga]

  On 1/7/2019 at 3:53 PM, Alan said:

I like refugees. Some of my best friends are refugees! (patronising tone ) 

 

..... Not say to a dentist? 

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Is there a cavity..cavity..cavity...?

 

Not say to trick or treater at Halloween?

Edited January 7, 2019 by Tortuga