Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Lilac Isosceles]

I have a big duffle bag to dispose of. Could you help. If you here any muffled noises just ignore them.

 

What you shouldn't say to a first time partaker after the memorial

[Allabord4Jah]

Are you sure you've been chosen, your only 20 years old! (new) What shouldn't you say to your boss at work.

[Joey]

No,I didn't have time to finish the assignment,I had to research a question from jwtalk.

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Things you shouldn't say when a job interviewer ask you why you'd like to work for their company.

[Abbyz]

I do not like working like a donkey, and i hear this company tolerates laziness.

 

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Things you shouldn't say to your boss when he hesitates to give you leave to attend the Convention.

[Joey]

If you don't let me off work Jehovah will destroy you at Armageddon.

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Things you shouldn't say to a householder who says " I don't believe in Jehovah's Witnesses."

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[beejay]

well guess what im one, so you must

 

 

what you shouldn't say to the COBE?

[Greg Dent]

I think you stink as a cobe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thing you shouldn't say o your spouse!

[beejay]

have you put on weight lately

 

 

 

Not to say 2 a pioneer

[Jewelz]

Do you count your coffee time.

What not to say to a customs officer...

[Greg Dent]

I smoke Pot

 

What not to say to the Cop that just pulled you over?

[Catalyst]

Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck

 

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What not to say to a brother who stutters.

[rocket]

watsa, watsa, watsa, watsa, up?

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to a moderator who teases you.

[Toy Poodles]

Got Bacon?

 

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Things you shouldn't say in Walmart............

[shali]

Their out of duct tape!

 

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Things you shouldn't say in front of the school janitor . . . .

[shali]

watsa, watsa, watsa, watsa, up?

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to a moderator who teases you.

Actually, from personal experience, I've learned the answer to this one is "Your Not drunk with power are you?"

[Toy Poodles]

Their out of duct tape!

 

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Things you shouldn't say in front of the school janitor . . . .

 

Hey, Johnnie, did you put the pipe bomb in the toilet?

 

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Things you shouldn't say to the mother whose child is throwing a temper tantrum

[rocket]

Things you shouldn't say to the mother whose child is throwing a temper tantrum

 

The little darlings are so sweet when they are allowed to express themselves.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person offended by your comments.

[Catalyst]

The little darlings are so sweet when they are allowed to express themselves.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to the person offended by your comments.

 

"whatever"

 

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Things you shouldn't say about  tv.jw.org

 

 

[rocket]

 

 

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Things you shouldn't say about  tv.jw.org

 

 

I haven't watch a four movie since "Gone With the Wind" and I was bored to death with that one.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say about JW Language

[shali]

I haven't watch a four movie since "Gone With the Wind" and I was bored to death with that one.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say about JW Language

Hey, where's the Swahali word for "ain't"?

 

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Thins you shouldn't say to an elder who desperately needs new glasses:

[Catalyst]

Hey, where's the Swahali word for "ain't"?

 

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Thins you shouldn't say to an elder who desperately needs new glasses:

 

Let's play hide and seek

 

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who is not using a tablet in the meeting.

[shali]

Let's play hide and seek

 

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Things you shouldn't say to a brother who is not using a tablet in the meeting.

Jehovah loves trees, why don't you?

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Thing's you shouldn't say to a brother cleaning the hall by himself.

[rocket]

Thing's you shouldn't say to a brother cleaning the hall by himself.

 

You look like you have it all under control, good night.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to 

[trottigy]

You look like you have it all under control, good night.

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Things you Shouldn't say to

Preaching to you is useless!

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Not to say to Zoey (my dog)

[shali]

Preaching to you is useless!

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Not to say to Zoey (my dog)

Bacon is only for humans! LOL

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Things you shouldn't say to Musky on a meeting night.