Things You SHOULD Say!

[ReadYourBible]

Hey! Wow, it's been a long time, I'm sorry we lost track of each other. So good to see you. (True story, I went to a circuit assembly and saw one of the girls I went to junior high with there, she had been a witness the entire time, but I never knew!)

Things you should say on the day of your last degree on the final exam...

[surfergirl]

Yippee They are over now it time for real fun

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[rocket]

Yes, Ford has a better idea but that doesn't help our brothers in Japan or Korea.

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Things you SHOULD say to your children about prayer.

[ReadYourBible]

Jehovah isn't some secret santa in the sky, he is the creator of the heavens and the earth. So when we have a conversation with him through prayer we'd want to examine what Jesus said to him, and then talk to Jehovah like you would me. It's okay to tell him everything. He wants to know what your thoughts are.

Things you should say to someone who thinks that designer religions are okay.

[Greenfield]

Since the purpose of religion is supposed to please God, what do you think he thinks of all the different religions today?

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Things you should say to

[ReadYourBible]

Do you need me to get you a glass of gingerale?

Things you should say to someone who is discouraged.

[rocket]

Put you trust in Jehovah and he will never let you down.

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Things you SHOULD say to someone who can't quite comprehend that God is real.

[Greenfield]

Scientists agree that something existed before this physical universe. Based on how complex and orderly the universe is, do you think this something was something eternal, or someone eternal? [basically what is used in the Creator book p. 79.]

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Things you should say to a territory card.

[rocket]

Kaput

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Things you SHOULD say to the sister that tries to wait until song to take her baby out to change the stinky diaper.

[Greenfield]

You can take the baby now, that way you get to participate in singing.

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Things you should say to a baby.

[rocket]

Oh, you little stinker you.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Baptist RV that tells you that "Baptist cant agree on anything" but will not consider anything else.

[ReadYourBible]

Oh, you little stinker you.

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Things you SHOULD say to the Baptist RV that tells you that "Baptist cant agree on anything" but will not consider anything else.

There were many cases where people from different religious backgrounds did not agree with one another. There were even some in the same religion who did not agree. What made Paul so different from the rest of them? Do you think there was ever a time when he was forced to reconsider what he thought to be true?

Things you should say when it's 21C one day, and -4C the next......

[surfergirl]

Can't the weather man tell me what the accurate temp is going to be? Is it summer or winter?

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[rocket]

Time to put you away, summers on the way.

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Things you SHOULD say to the brother that has a habit of pulling his pants up to his neck.

[ReadYourBible]

I see you're expecting a flood brother

Things you should say to the teenager who walks around with his pants half off.......

[Greenfield]

X-Y-PANTS!!!

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Things you should say to

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[instead of XYZ - eXamine Your Zipper.]

[ReadYourBible]

I totally got that Rick..apparently I speak Rick!!! Yay me.

Now on to the answer: I'd stop beating that donkey if I were you...

Things you should say to the angel that's watching the guy beat the donkey....

[rocket]

Have mercy on that poor ass.

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Things you SHOULD say to the in the car group.

[Greenfield]

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Things you should say to someone that is trying to be funny but isn't.

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Glad you understood Sharon. I wasn't sure if it was just guys that would get the XYZ thing.

[rocket]

You are the greatest comedian in the whole wide world.......... in your own mind.

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Things you SHOULD say to guy that says the punch line before the other guy finishes the joke.

[Greenfield]

Okay, you tell a joke.

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Things you should say to

[rocket]

Put your fork down till after prayer

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Things you SHOULD say to the Car wash attendant who could care less if he gets the car clean.

[Greenfield]

I'm not paying unless I can eat off it!

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Things you should say to a tree.

[rocket]

I need to talk to a dog about you.

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Things you SHOULD say to a piano after playing chop sticks horribly.

[surfergirl]

I got into the Kung fu Fighting and I was extra excited. HuH!

new things you say If someone says- moshi moshi ano ne. sayonara!