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On 4/4/2024 at 11:13 AM, Pabo said:

 

Do nut tell @New World Explorer that you can do this, otherwise he would be scattering Cheerios all over Australia and then they would be classed as noxious weed.

Too late… I have read the post … planning next steps 😂

Man was created as an intelligent creature with the desire to explore and understand :)

 

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3 minutes ago, Dolce vita said:

Oh but please, brother Kwabena, I would like a comment about this miracle. Would Jesus be back and we wouldn't know it?

I don't know how to feel about that picture. Whether to laugh because he forgot he was blind or to be upset that he "partially recovered" 😂😂😂

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I remember reading that the brain saves energy by anticipating what it's going to see. If this man wasn't born blind, and this is happening in places he's already seen, I could see that happening. It's like the brain is filling the gaps based on memory and association with other senses, as it's been shown that smell can be a greater memory trigger than sight. One of the things dementia does is get the brain mixed up between present and past experiences, so he could have a sort of 'memory sight'. 
If he is born blind, however, that would be remarkable. 

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  • 1 month later...

Jesus spent 3.5 years in the ministry without any publications, magazines, tracts, invitations, contact cards or website...

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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4 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Jesus spent 3.5 years in the ministry without any publications, magazines, tracts, invitations, contact cards or website...

 

Nor did he have any outlines on how to direct the territory, the ministry school, pioneer meetings, or had circuit overseers. He had to make it up as he went along.

 

It's amazing that even though we have everything, we still at times ask how we go about things.


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9 hours ago, blue-jay said:

Can someone please explain to me how to add quotes from more than one person into a reply?

So, quoting several posts in your reply post? Is that what you mean?

 

Use the + sign at the bottom left of all the posts you want to quote. That will let you paste as many posts as you want into your reply post.

 

I hope I understood your question right...

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5 hours ago, Sheep said:

So, quoting several posts in your reply post? Is that what you mean?

 

Use the + sign at the bottom left of all the posts you want to quote. That will let you paste as many posts as you want into your reply post.

 

I hope I understood your question right...

Oh yes. That's what I meant. Thank you!!

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We have 3 F.F.s that practice M.E.S.S.

 

Spoiler

F.F. Furry Furnace 😺 ; Meow in your ear; E 🍗; S 😴; S 💩

 

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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To show stories grow over time.

In ancient Babylon there was a guy who was tired by name of Shad.

Shad wanted some rack ( time ) Missed the rack and he really wanted a bed to go but no!🤣

 

Now it is 3 men by names

Spoiler

Shadrack, Mishack and Abednego.

 

Consciousness, that annoying time between naps! :sleeping:

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On 6/28/2024 at 9:06 PM, pnutts said:

To show stories grow over time.

In ancient Babylon there was a guy who was tired by name of Shad.

Shad wanted some rack ( time ) Missed the rack and he really wanted a bed to go but no!🤣

 

Now it is 3 men by names

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Shadrack, Mishack and Abednego.

This reminds me of this old riddle. What were the three houses mentioned in the Bible that could not be burned down?  My shack, your shack, and a bungalow.

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6 hours ago, Tortuga said:

If you identify a UFO as a UFO, does it become a FO?

Not gonna lie, it took me WAY too long to realize the warning under your posts was just a signatuer banner. Was wondering what type of crazy shenanagins youve posted in the past that made you have that label put on you 🤣

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6 hours ago, Ostria said:

Not gonna lie, it took me WAY too long to realize the warning under your posts was just a signatuer banner. Was wondering what type of crazy shenanagins youve posted in the past that made you have that label put on you 🤣

I felt the warning was necessary. However, I will neither confirm nor deny that it was forced upon me. :lol1:

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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Why do people buy shampoo, why didn't they buy real poo? Why buy poo at all?

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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44 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Why do people buy shampoo, why didn't they buy real poo? Why buy poo at all?

 

It is because it is a sham, like any other sham. It stinks like poo.

 

Just like conditioner, they have "conditioned" you into buying their sham-poo.


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24 minutes ago, Ostria said:

If Christmas is the celebration of Jesus' birthday, and the Flintstones are based in BCE.... How do the Flintstones have Christmas specials?

 

(is this safe to post?)

 

Just like the Japanese, most are not Christians, yet they celebrate it! However, instead of having turkey, they have KFC!

 

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/kfc-for-christmas-why-is-this-tradition-big-in-japan-and-how-did-it-start/lailxix0s

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55 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

Just like the Japanese, most are not Christians, yet they celebrate it! However, instead of having turkey, they have KFC!

 

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/kfc-for-christmas-why-is-this-tradition-big-in-japan-and-how-did-it-start/lailxix0s

When i first learned of this it confused me. But i guess someone needs to keep KFC in business. Its like how me and Catholics are keeping long john silver in business 😂😂

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