A good joke

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

No hurry... just wondering... 😂 

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Edited March 31, 2020 by Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz
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[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I saw this today..

Old (Downunder) Tone

[pnutts]

Got the mug, Don't want the T-shirt

[dilip kumar]

Even governing body members didn't know about another fulfillment of this prophecy...

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[dilip kumar]

Sister Ross

The above is just a joke. Hope you didn't believe the prefix.

[Friends just call me Ross]

8 minutes ago, dilip kumar said:

Sister Ross

The above is just a joke. Hope you didn't believe the prefix.

I just put 'Thanks'

because I have already

been overexposed to that

particular joke.

 

[Qapla]

It goes along with Moses getting the Commandments ...

 

They came from the cloud and were written by finger on tablets .... since there were two of the tablets, one may have been iOS and the other Android

[Old]

The first tablets were very fragile.

[Qapla]

Must have come from Apple  

 

 

[Tortuga]

14 minutes ago, Qapla said:

Must have come from Apple

Jehovah also showed Moses his Palm.

Ex 33:22...

[Old]

A little Covid-19 humor now that some are pronouncing the need for "some will need to be taken away."

Monty Python "Bring out your dead!"

Only for Monty Python fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU0d8kpybVg

 

Edited April 8, 2020 by Old

[dilip kumar]

Handling the lockdown....

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[TRUTH04]

Even governing body members didn't know about another fulfillment of this prophecy...

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Hahahaha. Permission to save this one.

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[dilip kumar]

Money Laundering “Don’t do that,” I said when one   of my first graders playfully draped   a bank note his eyes. “Money   is full of germs.”  “It is?” he asked.  “Yes, it’s very dirty.”  He thought about it a moment.   “Is that why they call people who  have a lot of it ‘filthy rich’?”

[dilip kumar]

When her child’s towel was stolen  during a school swimming trip,  an irate parent demanded of my  mother, “What kind of juvenile  delinquents are in class with my  child?!” “I’m sure it was taken  accidentally,” my mother said.  “What does it look like?”  “It’s white,” said the parent.  “And it says Holiday Inn on it.”

[dilip kumar]

Why, Thank You

 

As I welcomed my first-grade students into the classroom, one little girl noticed my polka-dot blouse and paid  me the ultimate first-grade compliment:“Oh, you look so beautiful – just like a clown.”

[dilip kumar]

My newly quarantined (or retired)husband was watching as I went about my daily routine. I cleaned, ironed and sorted the laundry, and after making us both a cup of coffee, I sat down. Hubby looked at me thoughtfully.
Was he finally realising he could help, I wondered?
My hopes were dashed when he said,“Isn’t it wonderful how you always find ways to keep yourself so busy.” S

[dilip kumar]

A quick joke to take our minds off from isolation...
There was this my friend who kept on tapping his screen... Read More

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[bohemian]

how many ants does it take to rent a house?

 

 

10

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Sight gag... 
 

Edited April 15, 2020 by Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz
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[New World Explorer]

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?Because he saw what ]

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

Edited April 15, 2020 by New World Explorer

[Sheep]

9 hours ago, Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz said:

Sight gag... 
 

Well... when you're desperate to find new things to do, this would be as good as any...

 

That was absolutely hilarious.

 

Edited April 15, 2020 by Sheep

[Todd komaniak]

Would this be a reverse neti pot

[pnutts]

[kejedo]

What is the sound that Jehovah's Chariot makes?

 

Just now, kejedo said:

What is the sound that Jehovah's Chariot makes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just now, kejedo said:

ZOOM