A good joke

[GodlyDevotion]

[Nelly Kim]

31 minutes ago, GodlyDevotion said:

Is it to scare them into silence? 

[Nelly Kim]

On 10/23/2020 at 1:02 AM, Golfguy74 said:

True story 😊....

[daydream]

[daydream]

A sample of what grocery coupons look like in the states. We don't have these printable coupons in this country although Tesco does send us some via mail. Many shopping outlets are closing down these past few months and we can get to have like 50 - 95 % discount on household items. I managed to snag a bottle of Blackmores' Proseren (saw palmetto extract) for hubby (frequent night urination). No laughing matter that. Normal USD 25. Getting a whopping 90 % discount from a pharmacy having a closing sale for the past 3 months. Taking a host of supplements everyday. Good for Covid immunity

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[jayrtom]

On 10/22/2020 at 5:59 PM, Qapla said:

 couple years ago my wife and I planned a small train trip and vacation. We bought brand new luggage.

 

We had to cancel last year due to a hurricane and again this year due to COVID - we still have not had the opportunity to use our new luggage.

 

I tried to explain this to the suitcases that are just siting there all sad and found myself having to deal with "emotional baggage"

Is this a true story? 

 

[Sheep]

21 hours ago, Mclove said:

Cute.

 

I saw someone's T-shirt (evidently someone Jewish), which said: "Jesus saves. Moses invests."

[dilip kumar]

R.I.P...
Zainab cremated her dead husband and put his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote "R.I.P." on it.

One morning she asked her maid, Abibatu to write the grocery list. The last item on the list was "R.I.P."

Zainab: Theresa, why is there "R.I.P" on the list?
Theresa: Madam, it's that spice in the mayonnaise bottle, it has finished.

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[Joey]

That is some dark humor Dilip😂

[Tortuga]

I just found out that Weight Watchers doesn't make colored candies, apparently I was reading them upside down..🤣

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Keep Fighting]

Billy the kid enters a saloon in a city, when he had been drinking his whiskey he goes out, his horse has been stolen.                                                                                                                                    He walks in again furiously and says, "if my horse is not back in an hour, the same thing is happening that happened in Tulsa".

Everyone runs out and tries to find his horse. After a short time, the horse is in place.                                                                                                                                                                                          Billy the kid is standing at the counter when a young curious man asks him, what happened in Tulsa?

Billy the kid replied: then I had to walk home.

[walkr2]

[bohemian]

[Loopy]

May have to do that to Bandit.  ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ 
 

 

[bohemian]

 

[bohemian]

JOSEPH is not looking forward to telling three wise men from the East that with the shepherds and the angels they already have a three-bubble gathering. 

The stepfather of Jesus had planned a traditional Christmas in a stable in Bethlehem but recognises that, under Covid rules, there is no way a trio of Oriental kings can join the party.

He said: “We were expecting it to be just me and the wife, and of course the ox and the ass, and to be honest we were happy with that. But King Herod’s changed the rules because he hates to look like the bad guy.

“So the shepherds arrived, then the angels of the Lord came down and you can’t really say no, then I looked up and there’s this star directly above the stable and I’m like ‘Uh-oh.’

“They’ve come a long way, they’ve brought gifts, and yes it’s rude to leave them outside but come on. They’re not even one household.

“I know kids can’t usually get it, even more so with his holy radiance, but if the Roman census-takers catch us we’ll be fined 10,000 shekels and I’m a self-employed carpenter.

“I’ll just have to say sorry, there’s no room at the stable attached to the inn, we’re just following yonder science.“

[Rain]

Sorry if you're not a fan of puns...

 

I just bought the worst thesaurus ever! It was terrible. Also, it was terrible.

 

🙃

[Golfguy74]

2 hours ago, Rain said:

Sorry if you're not a fan of puns...

 

I just bought the worst thesaurus ever! It was terrible. Also, it was terrible.

 

🙃

I love puns, after all it is o-pun season

[Skye]

[Tortuga]

A man bought a new vehicle and he didn't want his wife to drive it, so he ordered a custom license plate that said "FAT PAT"

[bohemian]

Someone told me that I would suffer a heartbreak in my future!
 

So I cheered myself up - I bought a puppy!

[dilip kumar]

Pandemic.....

[dilip kumar]

Right answer...!

[dilip kumar]

I am sure you called me...