Witness memes

[kejedo]

What do you mean by 'mute' your phone. I thought it said mutate and avoided touching that button. Do you mean to tell me that people can hear me singing loudly (crackling) at home?

 

 

Just kidding.

 

[Myew]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

It's my understanding that there are different modes available and a specific password can be used for listening only. I think there is a different thread that discusses that.

Then I guess the people where I am don't know how to set it up. 

[pnutts]

18 minutes ago, kejedo said:

What do you mean by 'mute' your phone. I thought it said mutate and avoided touching that button. Do you mean to tell me that people can hear me singing loudly (crackling) at home?

 

 

Just kidding.

 

Yes. Every once in awhile a family doesn't mute their phone and they bang around in the kitchen for a good part of the meeting. Most annoying since they are louder than the meeting.

[EccentricM]

I actually made a few JW memes myself some years back  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[walkr2]

Awwwww! Tow tute!

[walkr2]

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[walkr2]

Not really a meme, but an Italian brother told a group of us a joke today as I was leaving the hall. We had a really good laugh because it caught us completely off guard.
 
Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses? 
They don't like any kind of witnesses.

Ohhhh! I got it. ⚰️

[pnutts]

No where to hide. We got you covered.

[Myew]

Now all we need is an orbital elevator... a watchtower.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited March 19, 2017 by Myew

[pnutts]

Get off the computer and do your study

Edited March 19, 2017 by pnutts
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[pnutts]

Works in other parts of the world. Try it - you'll

[Omoyeme]

Ha! That doorbell photo is hilarious! 

[Old]

1 hour ago, pnutts said:

Works in other parts of the world. Try it - you'll

I WANT A DINGDONG !  

I don't see my Ding Dong. 

[Alexa]

I WANT A DINGDONG !  
I don't see my Ding Dong. 

Knock knock brother andsis old!!!

[Raven]

7 hours ago, pnutts said:

No where to hide. We got you covered.

 

Ha ha, there's no escape!

[pnutts]

3 hours ago, Old said:

I WANT A DINGDONG !  

I don't see my Ding Dong. 

Wrong Ding dong. Besides they are thickening. Thicken the belly, thicken the hips. In Canada we have different names for them, but they are just as thickening.

Edited March 20, 2017 by pnutts
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[pnutts]

Along similar line to original ding dong,

What do you call the instrument used to strike a Gong?

 

Spoiler

A Dingbat.

 

Edited March 20, 2017 by pnutts

[garryspicer]

This one strikes a chord with us down-under as when the first explorers were trying to cross the continent they often got very lost and a few of them died.  Even now tourists can get into serious trouble by wandering into the outback.

[pnutts]

[Qapla]

4 hours ago, garryspicer said:

This one strikes a chord with us down-under as when the first explorers were trying to cross the continent they often got very lost and a few of them died.  Even now tourists can get into serious trouble by wandering into the outback.

Funny thing is, the guy passed out kind of looks like Andy Capp

[kejedo]

14 hours ago, Old said:

I WANT A DINGDONG !  

I don't see my Ding Dong. 

Not a meme, but a service experience: Accidentally got reg coffee instead of decaf. Said in car group. "AW-oh someone spiked my decaf with high test. I feel like a mosquito on adrenaline." Sis in group said, "Well that's better than last time when you felt like a flea on crack." (I thought I said a flea on steroids). Anyway, I didn't know anyone was listening to my silly figures of speech. Next time I get a coffee  switch, I'll say something different, like a humming bird next to a door bell. It'll be a hum-dinger. 

[garryspicer]

16 hours ago, Qapla said:

Funny thing is, the guy passed out kind of looks like Andy Capp

Probably is, after he got transported and tried to get back to Old Mother England, hehehe. The Brits died like flies because they wouldn't listen to the natives.

[EccentricM]

[sunshine]

Edited March 24, 2017 by sunshine

[Myew]

"Letters should be one page in length"