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I like elephants.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize.

I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Oh my. Yes, “i carry your heart within my heart”, Not my words. They belong to e.e. Cummings, one of my favorite poets….

Trump invoking God in his war...

Does anyone actively use this application ? What infos on the territories can you synchronize with everyone ?

Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards when they dive into the ocean? Because if they fall forward, they land in the boat.

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Yes, but only at four in the morning, when the world is very still☺️ 😘

“The air is fresh, Under diamond skies, makes me glad to be alive” Recognize where that quote comes from?

Sunday, April 5 He was seen by them throughout 40 days.—Acts 1:3. It is Nisan 16, 33 C.E. Jesus’ disciples are numb with grief and paralyzed by fear. Two of them leave Jerusalem and head for Emmaus. A stranger approaches and walks with them. The disciples relate their disappointment about what happened to Jesus. The stranger then begins a life-changing discussion with them. “Starting with Moses and all the Prophets,” he explains why the Messiah had to suffer and die. When the three men arrive at Emmaus, the stranger reveals who he is—the resurrected Jesus! (Luke 24:13-35) Jesus appeared to his disciples a number of times throughout his final 40 days on earth. During that time, Jesus’ grief-stricken and fearful followers were transformed into a joyful, confident, and courageous army of Kingdom preachers and teachers. w24.10 12 ¶1-3 Memorial Bible reading: (Daytime events: Nisan 16) John 20:2-18

I'm sure I'm not in the wrong Web cuz I've examined and cross-examined this site before joining 🤔

I know a guy named Juan that has a twin brother named Jamal. They look so much alike that people say that if you have seen Juan, you've seen Jamal...

I did not know this..... When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure, When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure, When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems, When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems. Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends!!!

A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time. A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line, "Guess who sent them." The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor, but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre, and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets: "Now you know!"

⚠️ NEW problem (just reported) Astronauts reported a “burning smell” coming from the spacecraft toilet area Current status: Source not fully confirmed (suspected insulation material) Mission Control assessment: No major concern No impact on safety or mission trajectory

🚀 Major developments Mission continues smoothly on course toward lunar flyby Crew remains closer to the Moon than Earth (~152,000+ miles out)

You are absolutely right. It is not about us or how many bible studies we have. It is about working with Jehovah to teach his sheep about him and his Kingdom. If there is better communication and understanding due to similar age, or even similar background, then I agree, let someone else teach them. We're all going to have plenty of Bible studies in the new world. ☺️

Not being able to swap dates on public talks when Public Speaker Sharing is used seems to be a big oversight.

Imagine the following scene… It is late in the evening. Outside it is raining… not heavily… but steadily… the kind of rain that makes everything quiet. In a small apartment, a man is sitting alone at a table. The light is dim… his phone is lying in front of him… and again and again he looks at it. No message. No call. His shoulders are lowered… his eyes are tired… and slowly… very slowly… a tear runs down his face. He quickly wipes it away… as if no one is allowed to see it. He looks out the window… into the darkness… and quietly whispers: “I don’t know how much longer I can do this…” Dear brothers and sisters… We may not know this man. But his feeling… many know it. Because we live in a time… in which people function outwardly… but struggle inwardly. You get up in the morning… go to work… take care of your responsibilities… maybe even smile… But in the heart… there is a burden. And sometimes you ask yourself: “What is actually going on with this world…?” Everywhere you look, you see problems… People lose their jobs… others no longer know how to provide for their families… Governments seem helpless… decisions don’t bring real solutions… Debts grow… worries increase… Conversations often lead nowhere… negotiations remain without results… And the more you look… the more a feeling of chaos arises. But what perhaps hurts the most… is not what happens on the outside… but what happens on the inside. Love decreases… Patience disappears… Respect is lost… People become harder… colder… more indifferent… On the road there is a lack of consideration… in daily life a lack of understanding… and even in dealing with one another… there is often no real listening. People look at each other… but no longer truly see one another. And maybe you have thought: “It wasn’t like this before…” And somewhere deep in the heart… this feeling arises: This world… is out of balance. The Bible describes this time exactly. In 2 Timothy 3:1 it says: “In the last days critical times will be here that are hard to deal with.” Not just difficult… but hard to endure. Maybe you know this feeling… You wake up in the morning… and you are tired. Not physically… but inside. As if your heart is carrying more than it was meant to carry. Imagine your heart like a backpack… At first it is light. But then a worry is added… a disappointment… a problem… And you put everything inside. Day after day. And at some point… you try to stand up… and you realize: “This is too heavy…” And still… you keep going. You function… you smile… you maybe say: “I’m fine.” But inside… it’s not fine. Why is everything becoming so intense? Why does so much feel heavier today than before? The Bible gives a clear answer. In Revelation 12:12 it says: “The Devil has come down to you, having great anger, knowing he has a short period of time.” That explains why everything increases. Why problems feel bigger… why people react more extremely… why everything escalates faster. It is as if a storm is getting stronger… just before it ends. Maybe you have experienced this… A storm builds… the wind becomes stronger… the rain heavier… And at that moment you think: “This won’t hold…” But often that is exactly the point… when the storm is closest to ending. But now something very important… With all these global developments… Jehovah does not forget you. Psalm 34:19 says: “Many are the hardships of the righteous one…” Jehovah does not say: “You will have no problems.” He says: “I see your problems.” And Psalm 56:8 goes even further: “You keep track of my tears.” Imagine that… Jehovah does not just see that you cry… He remembers every single tear. None is too small. None is insignificant. There are tears… that no one sees. Not the ones that fall in public… but the ones that come at night… when everything is quiet. Maybe you have experienced moments like that… When you are alone… and your thoughts become loud… And a tear comes… and you think: “No one understands this…” But Jehovah understands it. He was there. Quiet… loving… attentive. Isaiah 41:10 says: “I will really hold on to you.” Not just watch… not just observe from a distance… Hold on to you. Imagine a small child… It wakes up at night… Everything is dark… quiet… frightening. It softly calls: “Mom?” No answer. The fear grows… tears come… Then the door opens… and a hand takes it. The room is still dark… But the heart becomes calm. Why? Because it is no longer alone. That is how Jehovah is. The storm may still be there… but you are not alone. And that gives hope. Not a vague hope… but a real one. Isaiah 65:17 says: “I am creating new heavens and a new earth…” A world… where no one says: “I can’t go on…” A world… where no one cries at night anymore. A world… where your heart finally feels light. Imagine… all the burden you carry today… would simply be gone. No more worries… no more fear… no more pain. Only peace. And that is not a dream. That is a promise. Maybe you feel tired sometimes… overwhelmed… invisible… Maybe you have fought… endured… and no one saw it. But Jehovah saw it. Every moment. Every struggle. Every tear. And he says to you: “Hold on just a little longer.” This world may become more difficult… But Jehovah’s closeness will become stronger for you. Maybe… tonight… when you are alone… just say: “Jehovah… I am tired.” And then… let him hold you. Yes… this world is hard. But you don’t have to carry it alone. Jehovah sees you. Jehovah understands you. Jehovah holds you. And soon… there will be no more tears. Until then… he carries you… even when you think you are walking alone. Upgraden

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[Note: I heard $30Mill to remotely fix the toilet. How much for 'IT' support to get the email working?] In short: The four Artemis astronauts have successfully fired up their spacecraft's engine to break away from Earth's orbit and zoom towards the moon. The so-called trans-lunar ignition came 26 hours after lift-off. The crew said the views as they left Earth on their 10-day flight around the moon, were "phenomenal". Details: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-03/nasa-artemis-ii-orion-astronauts-rocket-towards-moon/106529936 Commander Wiseman faced a minor tech issue when his initial attempts to use Microsoft Outlook to check emails failed. "I also see that I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working," he could be heard saying in the spacecraft. "If you want to remote in and check the Optimus and those two Outlooks that would be awesome." Mission control said the issue would be fixed quickly, and patched the problem shortly after it was reported. Relief for astronauts as toilet fixed Not long after the successful launch, astronaut Christina Koch alerted mission control in Houston to a red blinking light signalling a problem with Orion's toilet, housed in a small compartment within the crew cabin...