Theocratic Acronyms

[Tortuga]

Many of the brothers love acronyms and you'll find them scattered in their talks. The FDS apparently loves acronyms too, such as MTS, MTV, BSCC, LDC, SKE, and so on.

 

Please share your favorite theocratic acronym.

 

Here is one that I think i first heard from an old CO Br Kite.

 

JOY.

 

To have joy you need to put things in this order

 

Jehovah

Others

Yourself.

[PhilipNZSL]

PRAYER

a Personal

Relationship

Arms

You

for Everyday

Realities

[PhilipNZSL]

One for the brothers

COBOE

Coordinator Of the Body Of Elders

[PhilipNZSL]

The world uses YOLO

You

Only

Live

Once

JWs use YCLF

You

Can

Live

Forever

[Tortuga]

CBS

 

Clear, Brief and Simple.

[Precision]

COW   Circuit Overseers Wife      (This is a quote, from a CO's wife)

[Tortuga]

COW   Circuit Overseers Wife      (This is a quote, from a CO's wife)

We use the call the PO's wife a POW, especially if there was a long elders meeting.

[Alexa]

Push = pray until something happens :-) p

[Friends just call me Ross]

P.A.S.S.

Prayer

Association

Sacred Service

Study

 

P.A.S.S. will help us pass Satan's tests of our loyalty to Jehovah.

[jane loves pandas]

B-U-S-Y

Being
Under
Satans
Yolk

[Tortuga]

TEST

 

Treat 

Every 

Situation

Theocratically

[tekmantwo]

H.E.R.E.

 

Helping

Everyone 

Remain 

Encouraged 

(used when you ask a friend how they are doing and the tired response is

'I'm here')

[Friends just call me Ross]

8 hours ago, tekmantwo said:

H.E.R.E.

 

Helping

Everyone 

Remain 

Encouraged 

(used when you ask a friend how they are doing and the tired response is

'I'm here')

I love this!!!

[tekmantwo]

5 hours ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

I love this!!!

Not mine: I first saw it many years ago on a Sisters site, it has a neat bit of poetry that goes with it.  I printed out a bunch of them in a bookmark type of format and handed them out at times. 

When I moved to Iowa in 2010 I gave a bunch out there and I loved seeing the faces light up. We moved to California in 2012 but when we visited Iowa in 2014 there were a still a few people that remembered those little slips of paper and the message that it bore...

[Friends just call me Ross]

39 minutes ago, tekmantwo said:

Not mine: I first saw it many years ago on a Sisters site, it has a neat bit of poetry that goes with it.  I printed out a bunch of them in a bookmark type of format and handed them out at times. 

When I moved to Iowa in 2010 I gave a bunch out there and I loved seeing the faces light up. We moved to California in 2012 but when we visited Iowa in 2014 there were a still a few people that remembered those little slips of paper and the message that it bore...

The gift that keeps on giving.

[Tortuga]

On 10/29/2016 at 8:25 PM, tekmantwo said:

H.E.R.E.

 

Helping

Everyone 

Remain 

Encouraged 

(used when you ask a friend how they are doing and the tired response is

'I'm here')

Linda and I have used this recently. Last night an elder wearily replied that he was 'here' and I told him what 'here' meant and that he was doing a good job being 'here', it made him smile...

[Old]

In aviation H.E.R.E. stands for Human Element Range Extender. 

[MizPeg]

On Tuesday, October 11, 2016 at 5:20 AM, jane loves pandas said:

B-U-S-Y

Being
Under
Satans
Yolk

egg on your face.....spell checker gotcha! try 'yoke'.

 

[jane loves pandas]

On 11/9/2016 at 2:21 PM, MizPeg said:

egg on your face.....spell checker gotcha! try 'yoke'.

 

 

[walkr2]

One for the brothers
COBOE
Coordinator Of the Body Of Elders

I thought that one was COBE.

[tekmantwo]

On 11/9/2016 at 4:21 AM, MizPeg said:

egg on your face.....spell checker gotcha! try 'yoke'.

 

Add a little bacon, you got breakfast. ..

On 11/3/2016 at 11:25 AM, Old said:

In aviation H.E.R.E. stands for Human Element Range Extender. 

I missed this first time it went by; what's that mean? 

[rocket]

In aviation H.E.R.E. stands for Human Element Range Extender. 

Quote

In aviation H.E.R.E. stands for Human Element Range Extender.

 

On 3/26/2017 at 6:59 PM, tekmantwo said:

I missed this first time it went by; what's that mean? 

 

device that allows pilots to fly for an extended periods of time and not have to pee their pants. Otherwise known as pee bottles.

 

Edited March 30, 2017 by rocket