Winter Classes for Jehovah's Witnesses

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Winter Classes for Jehovah's Witnesses

Registration must be completed by

January 25, 2008

NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes must be limited to 8 participants maximum

Class 1

What To Donate to the Driver Of The Service Group ---- How much gas can $1 really buy?

--- Step by Step with Slide Presentation

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2

The Kingdom Hall Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3

Is It Possible To Use The Bathroom in Only 5 Minutes by Using The Technique Of Not Talking?

--- Group Practice

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between Brief Comments and Long Winded "Look-At-Me-I'm-Teaching-The-Congregation" Commentaries

Examples on Video

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 6

Learning How To Solve Problems --- Starting With Looking In Your Own Bible and Publications!

(You DO have the same publications as the elders)

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 7

Life After Local Needs Parts --- Are the Elders really talking to you?

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 8

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between a Headache & Realizing It's Actually Your Conscience disturbing You

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

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Upon completion of any of the above courses,

diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[gloreeoreo]

LOL! this is really funny!

[aPeacefulButterfly]

Where do you get all these things? They are so good!!!!

You always either give me chills or make me smile!!!

[Brother_Bliss]

This is funny, and so many good points too!

[blueyellow]

Oh, somebody has upset you really bad. :))

[Shawnster]

At least one of those applies for this forum, too!  LOL

[booboo]

 Laughing laughing laughing thanks for sharing 

[Musky]

I thought I heard these before, then I realized this was posted six years ago!

[JJMS]

Hahahahaha very funny.

especially class 4 

[Qapla]

Such an old thread and still no Class 5

[Tortuga]

On 1/22/2016 at 4:46 PM, Qapla said:

Such an old thread and still no Class 5

Class 5

How to notice small errors and be the first to comment on them.

Meets on the 5th Saturday of each month.

[James Honey]

I think I must be attending the same meetings as the person who wrote this.  Thanks for the laughs.