Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Tortuga]

19 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

Repeat! Repeat!   

Its okay, we are old, repetition helps retention...😁

[Lee49]

21 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

we are old

[Qapla]

Who's Old?

[Lee49]

25 minutes ago, Qapla said:

Who's Old?

Not me! 

[dreamy]

[Lee49]

Get your hands dirty! Don't be afraid! 

 

[CHecker]

Grandma once said "sometimes you have to hug the ones you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in the back yard"

😄

[Lee49]

1 hour ago, bagwell1987 said:

Grandma once said "sometimes you have to hug the ones you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in the back yard"

Multiple laughing! 

[Pabo]

On 4/30/2023 at 4:03 AM, bagwell1987 said:

Grandma once said "sometimes you have to hug the ones you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in the back yard"

😄

 

[CHecker]

Why do the French like snails?

Spoiler

They don't like fast food 😀

 

[CHecker]

I seem to be developing an irrational fear of German sausage

Spoiler

I fear the wurst

 

[ChrisW]

On 3/27/2023 at 7:26 PM, Lee49 said:

You may send flours or dough to the grieving  family.   🍚  🫓

Oh my goodness. LOL 😤 

[ChrisW]

I love it! I'm sitting in my office at work enjoying my spiritual family.  

[Tortuga]

[CHecker]

Why didn't Hans Solo enjoy his steak dinner?

 

Spoiler

It was Chewie

 

[Pabo]

Why did Han Solo have a nicotine addiction?

 

Quote

He had Chewbacca (chewed tobacco)

 

Edited May 10, 2023 by Pabo

[CHecker]

"Your underwear are much to tight and revealing" I said to my wife

She said "wear your own then!" 

[CHecker]

If you spell the words "absolutely nothing" backwards you get  "Gnihton yletulosba" 

 

......which means absolutely nothing 😄

Edited May 19, 2023 by bagwell1987

[CHecker]

I envy people who grow old gracefully. They age like a fine wine. I'm aging like milk, getting sour and chunky.

[CHecker]

What do you call a sad coffee. 

😧 Despresso

[CHecker]

This one I can totally relate to:

When you were younger and dropped something on the floor you picked it up.

Now you just look at it and wonder if you really need it. (Or wait for the dog to come along and sniff it out! (Every....single....day)😂

[CHecker]

How do you get 100 math teachers into a room where only 99 fit?

 

Spoiler

You carry the one!

 

[Tortuga]

Remember this the next time someone tells you to can it.

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Remember this the next time someone tells you to can it.

 

 

Bet they're singing "99 Cans of Beer on the Wall" 

[Tortuga]

2 minutes ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

Bet they're singing "99 Cans of Beer on the Wall" 

I bet they are crushed....😟