Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Lee49]

How do horses stay in such great shape? Duh, I don't know , they run?

 

Spoiler

 No, they eat a stable diet!  😋 🤪 😏

 

[bagwell1987]

Oh my gosh......I'm out lookin for Bob to create that 'groan' button! Nope.....don't stop me!!😄

[Lee49]

 What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common? 

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 They are both Paris-sites.    😂😂😂

 

[Lee49]

 How do you make a walnut laugh?

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 By cracking it up.   🤣

 

[Lee49]

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

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  Because there are a lot of different denominations. 🥴

 

[Lee49]

What did the monkey say when the baboon took its money?

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 I've been baboonzled ! 🙈🙈

 

[bagwell1987]

Groan 

 

[Lee49]

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

 

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  Lemon maid.    🧹

 

[bagwell1987]

Oh my gosh, you, dear brother, are nominated for the groan award. I'm seeing to it personally that you get it! You..are..so..funny!

[Friends just call me Ross]

39 minutes ago, bagwell1987 said:

Oh my gosh, you, dear brother, are nominated for the groan award. I'm seeing to it personally that you get it! You..are..so..funny!

 

Here yah go...

 

 

 

 

Take your pick.  

 

 

 

[Lee49]

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

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A goldendoodle.  😉  

 

[Lee49]

Having moved from the North to the South, I've often wondered this question - Why do birds fly South in the fall?

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 It beats walking!  🦅 𓅯 🕊 

 

[Lee49]

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Spoiler

  

 I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.  🏃🏻🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏾🏃‍♀    😂

 

 

[Lee49]

What do you call it  when two monkeys get a divorce?

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  They are banana split.

 

[daydream]

[Qapla]

Where do you keep your Dad Jokes?

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In a Dadabase

[Tortuga]

36 minutes ago, Qapla said:

Where do you keep your Dad Jokes?

  Reveal hidden contents

In a Dadabase

 

[New World Explorer]

My hand hurts from clicking and assigning "laughing" emoji....🤣

[Tortuga]

We have new emojis!!!

[Sheep]

Yeah. I noticed that. I haven't quite figured out the image depicted in the new "Care" emoji. Can anyone help out?

 

[Tortuga]

16 minutes ago, Sheep said:

Yeah. I noticed that. I haven't quite figured out the image depicted in the new "Care" emoji. Can anyone help out?

 

They are hugging a heart

Edited January 30, 2023 by Tortuga

[Sheep]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

They are hugging a heart

 

They are? Um... I don't see that. Can you explain?

 

(Of course, maybe it's just me.)

 

 

EDIT: Okay. I just saw your other post. It's easier to see when it's blown up to a bigger size! Thank you.

 

Edited January 30, 2023 by Sheep

[Lee49]

Can you find the hidden heart, if so you may be a genious, I mean genius!   ❤️

               

[Lee49]

And now, back to some serious jokes - 

What does a dog say before eating?

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  Bone appetit!  ( did I hit your funny bone? )  😂  🦴

 

[Tortuga]

49 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

And now, back to some serious jokes - 

What does a dog say before eating?

Leash me alone!