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 Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy. The cause of his death was from a yeast infection and trauma from repeated pokes in his belly. Doughboy was buried in a greased coffin, with the gravesite piled high with flours. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects; including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and Capt. Crunch. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and raised in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being flakey at times, he was still a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and his three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough. He and his wife also had one in the oven. He is also survived by his father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.   😢

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1 hour ago, Lee49 said:

Sad news: It is with great sadness that we report the passing of the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Well, that's the way the cookie crumbles....😟

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1 minute ago, Lee49 said:

You may send flours or dough to the grieving  family.   🍚  🫓

I'll send a little butter just in case they are in a jam. Its a gravy situation...

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2 minutes ago, Qapla said:

I heard the family is holding their own and are high in spirits

 

 

His widow, Play Dough should be able to adjust to the situation, I heard she is moldable. It must have been difficult being married to a guy that was constantly getting buttered up by everyone. She lived in his shadow. What a sticky situation.

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This slightly surprised Lionel Richie's photo is rather fitting because we are also unsure why it exists. Remember that weird music video, though? It's almost as random as this sign!

 

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It’s surprising to see how many tabs were taken, but it's interesting that they didn't even spell flyer correctly.


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Daydream -

Scientists have discovered that daydreaming is an important tool for creativity. It causes a rush of activity in a circuit, which connects different parts of the brain and allows the mind to make new associations.

 

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Reminds me of a "Wanted" poster someone had many years ago. It read like:

 

!!WANTED!!

DEAD or ALIVE

(Preferably Dead!)

They are wanted for the following:

  • Willful destruction and mistreatment of their residence
  • Negligence and cruelty to animals
  • Stealing, lying and loud behavior
  • Disregard to the law enforcement

***Inserted picture of their kids***

 

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Why did the tomato blush?

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He saw the salad dressing!

 

What do you call a bunch of rabbits going backward?

Spoiler

A receding hair line.

 

A bear went into a restaurant and ordered a "grilled...........cheese"

The waiter said why the big pause?

Spoiler

I don't I was born with them 😄

 


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Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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At work they tell jokes and are accustomed to dirty jokes between them but I told them I don't listen to filth nor share it but here's some really good groaners. Now they look forward to my jokes! And yes I sometimes share a few of Lee's groaners 😄😄😄

Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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A priest, a preacher and a rabbit walk into a bar ...

 

The bar tender asks them each what they want to drink - the rabbit says, "I have no idea, I'm only here because of auto-correct.

 

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It should have been "A priest, a preacher and a rabbi 

 

"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
~ 1 Corinthians 14:40 ~

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2 hours ago, bagwell1987 said:

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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Because the “P” is silent

 

How did the blonde die ice fishing?

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She was hit by the zamboni.

 

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Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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