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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window and said to his wife: "Tomorrow it's going to rain."
His wife asked: "How do you know?"

 

Rudolph answered: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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3 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window and said to his wife: "Tomorrow it's going to rain."
His wife asked: "How do you know?"

 

Rudolph answered: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Sorry, my wife gave you the GONG! for that one.   :wink:

 I am not sying I am Superman, I am only saying that nobody has ever seen Superman  and me in a room together.

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12 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Just for fun I switched all of the labels on the spice rack,

My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

 

 

It is good at times to mixed spices with your marriage, otherwise it may make it rather bland and you will be dill if you didn't.


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1 hour ago, rocket said:

Did you hear that the man that wrote the hokey pokey died?  It's very sad and very embarrassing.  At his funeral they could not get him in the casket. They put his right foot in...

 

So "the shake it all about" was the rigor mortis then?


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