A good joke

[Hava Saber]

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

 

Spoiler

Ruth-less

 

Edited November 20 by Hava Saber

[Tortuga]

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window and said to his wife: "Tomorrow it's going to rain."
His wife asked: "How do you know?"

 

Rudolph answered: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

[Old]

3 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window and said to his wife: "Tomorrow it's going to rain."
His wife asked: "How do you know?"

 

Rudolph answered: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

Sorry, my wife gave you the GONG! for that one.   

[Loopy]

[Pabo]

12 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Just for fun I switched all of the labels on the spice rack,

My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

 

 

It is good at times to mixed spices with your marriage, otherwise it may make it rather bland and you will be dill if you didn't.

Edited November 20 by Pabo

[cme]

oh no......there goes your dinner.  I hope you eat it.  She will be the last one to have a good laugh.  I know I would!

[cme]

12 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Just for fun I switched all of the labels on the spice rack,

My wife hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.

 

 I hope you laugh your way through it when she serves your dinner.  

[Loopy]

Unfortunately for everyone here I have tons of these 🤣😂🤣😂😂

[Loopy]

[Hava Saber]

13 hours ago, Loopy said:

 

Trinitarian:

[rocket]

Did you hear that the man that wrote the hokey pokey died?  It's very sad and very embarrassing.  At his funeral they could not get him in the casket. They put his right foot in...

[Pabo]

1 hour ago, rocket said:

Did you hear that the man that wrote the hokey pokey died?  It's very sad and very embarrassing.  At his funeral they could not get him in the casket. They put his right foot in...

 

So "the shake it all about" was the rigor mortis then?

Edited November 21 by Pabo

[just1-4all]

[Tortuga]

I knew a girl that would get angry every time she talked. Her mother took her to doctor after doctor and they couldn't figure out why she was so angry. Finally, one doctor asked her to say "Why" and when she did, she smiled. Her mother was amazed. The doctor asked her to say "Myth" and she did it without getting angry. The doctor asked her to say "Dry" and when she said it without getting angry her mother started crying!

 

They finally figured out she had Irritable Vowel Syndrome. 

[rocket]

Sorry if this joke seem a bit off color but I couldn't help but relate as I have a cousin who was a Psychology Major and would make visits almost unbearable.

 

My wife is a psychology major in college so she was constantly psychoanalyzing me. When I wanted to fire the pool boy she said, you feel threatened by young viral males because your getting older and you're coping with your own mortality. And my argument was we don't have a pool.

[Mike047]

I need to get some medical checkups. I was within sight of the opticians and only two feet from the podiatry centre, when it occurred to me.