Have you ever wondered...(funny stuff only)

[kejedo]

And townhouses aren't really houses at all.

They are usually in cities, not towns.

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered why light and temperature are both measured in Kelvin?

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered why a fly can fly but a mosquito doesn't mosquito?

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered, "What is the difference between a homonym and a homophone?"

The flea tried to flee while the bird flew up the flue because ET tried to phone home on the homophone?

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered why someone cries "Uncle" when they are defeated, shouldn't they call for Mom or Dad?

Edited June 15, 2015 by RKibel

[Qapla]

Are you sure those oranges did come from Florida?

[pnutts]

Are you sure those oranges did come from Florida?

I thought they came from California. Thus if they said they came from Florida, they be lying, taz dey just California with water.

[Tortuga]

I thought they came from California. Thus if they said they came from Florida, they be lying, taz dey just California with water.

Florida is the east coast California, they even have their own Universal Studios and Disneyland. The oranges could be from Florida but you know how oranges are, they just told everyone they were from California to look cool.

[pnutts]

Florida is the east coast California, they even have their own Universal Studios and Disneyland. The oranges could be from Florida but you know how oranges are, they just told everyone they were from California to look cool.

Tiz utter wayd round. Orange dun comed frum CailifornIA 1st, some dun got tired of da heat and drought sowed dey migrated to FloriDA in 1800's

Edited June 15, 2015 by pnutts

[kejedo]

Have you ever wondered why light and temperature are both measured in Kelvin?

Kelvin was a temperate man. I think he was without delight, but maybe de meaner.  And he sported a beard.

[MizPeg]

The question was Have you ever wondered if Adam and Eve were short?

inferring that perfect people may be short and fat and after Armageddon we will all be short and fat.

They are not referred to short.........We calls 'em, vertically challenged in these parts.            

[Tortuga]

Kelvin was a temperate man. I think he was without delight, but maybe de meaner.  And he sported a beard.

Ahhh...

 

A colorful but temperate man that knew how to measure up.

[Tortuga]

They are not referred to short.........We calls 'em, vertically challenged in these parts.            

Adam and Eve could have been overweight and under tall (horizontally and vertically challenged) by today's standards  and that could be the perfection that awaits us.

[boodles]

Have you ever wondered why there are 10 hot dogs in a pack but only 8 hot dog buns in a pack?

 

Funny, we were watching Father of the Bride with Steve Martin and there was a scene where he goes to the grocery store and rips open the pack of 12 buns and takes out four because the pack of hot dogs has only 8 and he refuses to pay for the extra buns.

 

 

Don't know why he was opening multiple packs.

Edited June 15, 2015 by boodles

[Jodievt]

Satan clearly used an snake sock puppet. Because have you ever wondered where your missing socks went. Hoarding probably

[kejedo]

Funny, we were watching Father of the Bride with Steve Martin and there was a scene where he goes to the grocery store and rips open the pack of 12 buns and takes out four because the pack of hot dogs has only 8 and he refuses to pay for the extra buns.

 

 

Don't know why he was opening multiple packs.

I used this activity with my middle school math class to illustrate a common multiple.  They had to figure out how many packages to buy in order to have one bun for each hot dog. 

[Qapla]

I would think that buying 100 packs of dogs and 125 packs of buns would work

[kejedo]

Have you ever wondered why we are reluctant to throw something away that is in new like condition, but we no longer need it? So we give it to someone else, and feel better. They may throw it out, but we still feel better. 

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered how emotions fit into the theory of evolution?

When did self sacrificing love become a survival trait?

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered why cats purr and dogs don't?

[Jahbass]

Have you ever wondered why ,they are called COWBOY?Every body know cow are girls,bull are boys should they be called BULLBOY'S/COWGIRLS.

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered if someone created a toilets for birds if his name would be Ford, Chevrolet or Buick?

[Jahbass]

and anther thing way are they called driveways,We park on driveway and drive on parkway's .

Edited June 19, 2015 by Jahbass

[kejedo]

In the history of road building, one lane roads were by-ways and two lane roads were high ways. Ask a civil engineer - very different from a civil war. 

[Tortuga]

In the history of road building, one lane roads were by-ways and two lane roads were high ways. Ask a civil engineer - very different from a civil war. 

I always wondered if the Civil War was the polite one?