Punography

[Allabord4Jah]

Okay, am starting this one, then the rest of you can follow.....

 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Than it dawned on me!

 

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

 

I tried to catch some Fog, I mist.

 

 

[Tortuga]

This looks like fun. I hope I don't get punished for participating...

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Tortuga]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Old]

The frisbee seemed to be hanging in midair and then it hit me.

[Old]

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

[rocket]

The one armed fishman said "my Fish was this big"!

[kejedo]

A termite walked into a tavern and asked, "Where is the bar-tender?"

[Old]

The court jester had one major failing. He only told puns.

The King became fed up with his punning and sentenced the jester to death by hanging.

On the morning of the hanging the king felt regret and rescinded his order.

On hearing the news the jester said, ”No noose is good noose!”

The King hung him. 

[Qapla]

A man fell into a glass making machine and made a specticale of himself.

[Friends just call me Ross]

 

 

Cat puns freak meowt.  Seriously...I'm not kitten.  

 

[Doug]

A hole was discovered in the wall at the nudist camp.  Police are looking in to it  

[Friends just call me Ross]

I live in Trenary, Michigan.   

I put this pun on the bulletin board at the local Post Office:

 

Q: What do you call an animal doctor in Trenary?

 

A: A Vetrenarian.    

[Tortuga]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

I used to be a banker but I lost interest

 

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

 

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Good thing it was a soft drink 

 

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming. 

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Midwest-US]

I love a good egg pun.....and I'm not yoking....

[Tortuga]

I love a good egg pun.....and I'm not yoking....

 

I tried an egg pun once but I scrambled it, I was fried!

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Friends just call me Ross]

[Toy Poodles]

 This reminds me of Jerry

 

  I have no idea who this reminds me of. 

 

  This one reminds me of Musky

 

  This one reminds me of Richard

 

   I don't know why but this one reminds me of Dilip. 

Edited August 27, 2015 by HorseJump

[Tortuga]

puns3.jpg   This one reminds me of Richard

 

Oh the humanity!

Do you mean me? He looks like me...

Edited August 27, 2015 by Tortuga

[Toy Poodles]

Oh the humanity!

Do you mean me? He looks like me...

 

You are a colorful person Richard!!

[Tortuga]

You are a colorful person Richard!!

Hue? Me?