Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Lilac Isosceles]

I feel like I am going to be sick.

 

New: What not to say to your teenager who thinks they know everything.

[rocket]

I know you think I was born yesterday but all that means is that you were born but 5 minutes ago.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say to your overweight wife when her Dr. says: "lose weight because you are pre-diabetic."

[boodles]

Sorry Honey. Well, I guess that means more donuts for me !!!

 

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What not to say to the person ahead of you who is taking 15 minutes at the ATM and still needs help.

[1gemstone]

Do you need some help with that? 

 

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What not to say to your neighbor who lives above you who walks around.

[ReadYourBible]

Getting a bit pudgy eh?  Seems like the floors are creaking a bit louder these days.

 

What not to say during a chemistry lecture.

[Abbyz]

Mr lecturer sir, What time do you intend to evaporate and condense somewhere else?

 

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What not to say to your boss who sends you to a meeting that makes you doze the all 3 hours.

[boodles]

Thanks Boss! Those meetings are sure great for catching up on my beauty sleep!

 

 

What not to say to your husband who is making dinner tonight.

[rocket]

The meatballs goes in spaghetti not pork and beans.

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Things you Shouldn't say when your wife burns dinner.

[surfergirl]

Well that was awful.

 

 

 

new shouldn't say..... to Pop who turns of the lights & says I have to pay for the electricty you know. & starts a barney?

[rocket]

I'll remember that when it comes to fixing your breakfast.

 

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Things you Shouldn't say when your hubby says, "You want to go to bed or WHAT?" (10 of your pregnancies resulted in saying "what")

[1gemstone]

WHAT?

 

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Things you Shouldn't say when your wife says, We're expecting........

 

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[rocket]

OMG

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Things you shouldn't say to an experienced pioneer.

[surfergirl]

Got your time in yet?

 

 

Things you shouldn't say to ...A moderator?

[Abbyz]

Am thinking of banning from this site.

 

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What you shouldn't say to a wife who is leaving home for one week to attend a workshop?

[surfergirl]

When will you be home to cook?

 

 

New what not to say....to a Russian?

[LuanaGlobal]

Does everyone in Russia own a Banya?

 

 

 

New what not to say ....to a Interview?

[Catalyst]

I'll ask the questions around here.

 

NEW: What you shouldn't say to a District Overseer ( in the light of the recent information.)

[Lance]

I bet the CO's are happy now ... Yikes

New: what you shouldn't say to a one armed man.?

Edited March 29, 2014 by TheDoorGuy

[Lilac Isosceles]

You seem like you might be a fisherman. How big is the biggest fish you have caught?

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a sister wearing stilettos at a convention.

[1gemstone]

Watch your step(s).

New: What not to say to a sister who fell in her stillettos @ the convention.

[Catalyst]

some Sisters will do anything to get in the Drama.

 

NEW: What not to say to a mike handler at the meeting whose name is Mike Test.

[Abbyz]

Excuse brother Mike test, have you tested the Mic yet before meetings start?

 

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What not to say to a disfellowshiped daughter.

[Toy Poodles]

Well honey, if you would use your money to eat fruit and veggies, you would lose a lot more weight than by smoking cigarettes. 

 

What not to say to drivers in Los Angeles, Calif.?

[Wren]

Well honey, if you would use your money to eat fruit and veggies, you would lose a lot more weight than by smoking cigarettes. 

 

What not to say to drivers in Los Angeles, Calif.?

 

Pull over driver.

 

What shouldn't you  say to your child's school teacher?

[JudyO]

But we ALWAYS feed little Johnny's homework to the dog...we can't afford dog food.

 

What shouldn't you say to the sanitation truck driver?