Your Favourite Saying

[Áine]

Mine is

"Ireland would be a great country, if they could only put a roof on it"

[Joey]

The camel can not see it's humps.

[rocket]

"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump."

[GrumpysWife]

"I'll slap you so hard, when you wake up, your clothes will be outta style."

[NasusJW]

"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

[rocket]

"Sucking hind tit"

coming from behind and can't catch up or runt of the litter.

[retroHelen]

The camel can not see it's humps.

TV chefs always say "Here's one I made earlier". My version to guests:"Here's one I set fire to earlier!"

Local saying: "Keep the harbour tidy - eat a seagull a day!"

Latest environmental advice:

"Save fuel get cremated with a friend."

[pinkpopcorn]

Thank God for Jehovah!

[Josie]

Never under-estimate a small kindness; You never know how big it is to someone else.

[rocket]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

[Mrs. Musky]

You just can't fix 'stupid'!

[Joey]

If at first you don't succeed,maybe your stupid.

[Joey]

5 out of 4 people are poor at math.

[50gumbys]

A sign on a restaurant in the Snowy Mountains in Australia:

"Come in and eat - or we'll both starve!"

[rocket]

The biggest troublemaker, you'll probably ever have to deal with,

watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

[trottigy]

80% of all statistics are made up ;)

[Joey]

An old CO used to say when you answered a question wrong...

Well,you know some people say that,yes they do but you know what,they're wrong.

(I always thought that was sweet how he softened the blow like that.)

[rocket]

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

[Greenfield]

Some minds are like concrete - thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

(not thinking of anyone on this forum though!)

[pinkpopcorn]

I love what Groucho Marx used to say: "Show me a rose or leave me alone."

One of the best is from Eleanor Roosevelt said: "A woman is like a teabag, she never knows how strong she is until she gets into hot water."

[Spydar]

Thing to cry for you laughing

[bohemian]

I saw this and liked it:

“The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine.”

― Abraham Lincoln

I also like (from Blazing Saddles)

"Well raise my rent!"

[Áine]

I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.

Ken Dodd

[surfergirl]

How can you feel confined. When you`re in touch with the whole universe?

and "another day another whole lot possibilities"

[pinkpopcorn]

Wherever you go - there you are.