Pictures, jokes for the older ones

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Edited December 29, 2021 by happiness IS

[Lee49]

Why was the cat so small?

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 Because it only drank condensed milk .

 

[Qapla]

[rocket]

[Doug]

On 12/22/2021 at 9:23 AM, happiness IS said:

 

 

I don't normally brag about expensive places I've been  .   .     .

 

 

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But I just came from the gas station!

 

[Lee49]

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

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 Bernadette! 

 

[Lee49]

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dill with it !

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get it's way?

[Lee49]

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

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 Christian Bale

 

[Lee49]

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

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" Let us prey "

 

[Lee49]

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

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 Squint Eastwood.

 

[Lee49]

If athletes get athletes foot what do astronauts get

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 Missiletoe

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[Lee49]

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

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 Because she heard fowl language

 

[Lee49]

What's a glow worms favorite song?

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 Wake me up before you glow glow

 

[Qapla]

I thought it was

 

[CHecker]

I loved that album!

[pnutts]

Glow worm joke.

 

A young glow worm was told Not to glow while crossing the street.

Half way across he glowed.

On the other side he was asked why he glowed when told not to.

His answer

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When you got to glow you got to glow.

 

[Lee49]

What dog wears contact lenses?

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A cock-eyed spaniel.

 

[Lee49]

What do you get when you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

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 A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

 

[dove]

On 2/20/2022 at 1:06 PM, Lee49 said:

What's a glow worms favorite song?

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 Wake me up before you glow glow

 

I thought it would have been ‘Glow Little Glow Worm’ by the Mills Brothers 😂

[dove]

On 2/24/2022 at 5:08 PM, Lee49 said:

What dog wears contact lenses?

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A cock-eyed spaniel.

 

Not a seeing-eye dog?

[Lee49]

What do cows like to dance to?

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 Any kind of moosic you like!

 

[pnutts]

A lot of us older ones can relate.

 

 

[Lee49]

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The pupils, they dilate !

 

[Qapla]

[Lee49]

Garfields tail was the last thing to go! 🦊