Witness memes

[Nnaemeka]

It looks like something done with Photoshop.

[Abbyz]

On 2/7/2017 at 10:01 AM, Catalyst said:

This is totaly photoshop or should i say shopphoto.

[Abbyz]

 

Edited February 9, 2017 by Abbyz

[Abbyz]

[GeordieGirl]

[Myew]

Thank you, I have found my happy place.  I only wish they were all curated on the first page so I wouldn't stay up late reading them. I'm addicted to laughter. 

Edited February 19, 2017 by Myew

[ChocoBro]

6 hours ago, Myew said:

Thank you, I have found my happy place.  I only wish they were all curated on the first page so I wouldn't stay up late reading them. I'm addicted to laughter. 

 

Judging from your profile pic I can imagine you like memes a lot. =)

[Myew]

 

9 hours ago, ChocoBro said:

Judging from your profile pic I can imagine you like memes a lot. =)

Right back at ya my feathered Terror BirdBro. By the way, have you seen Sabertooth around lately? I wonder what happened to him.
insert relevant-to-topic dark humor here

[Tortuga]

12 minutes ago, Myew said:

 

Right back at ya my feathered Terror BirdBro. By the way, have you seen Sabertooth around lately? I wonder what happened to him.
insert relevant-to-topic dark humor here

Was he playing with the unicorns?

[ChocoBro]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

Was he playing with the unicorns?

It's not funny. Unicorns are real. They're mentioned in the bible. Well, my King James bible, that is! Which is the only reliable original text that was actually inspired by God!

(just kidding)

[rocket]

1 hour ago, ChocoBro said:

It's not funny. Unicorns are real. They're mentioned in the bible. Well, my King James bible, that is! Which is the only reliable original text that was actually inspired by God!

(just kidding)

 

Yea, I've heard it said that the King James Bible is the Bible Jesus read from, so it must be true. 

[tiredbrickie]

23 hours ago, rocket said:

 

Yea, I've heard it said that the King James Bible is the Bible Jesus read from, so it must be true. 

Here in the Bible Belt, many people have told me that King Jimmy's  is the "original".  I guess that means the one Jesus and the apostles used. Probably Jesus' words that are in red were printed in his blood?                 

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, tiredbrickie said:

Here in the Bible Belt, many people have told me that King Jimmy's  is the "original".  I guess that means the one Jesus and the apostles used. Probably Jesus' words that are in red were printed in his blood?                 

Yup, everyone knows the 1st century Jews spoke Olde English...

[Friends just call me Ross]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

Yup, everyone knows the 1st century Jews spoke Olde English...

I verily appreciateth thy sarcasm.   

[pnutts]

3 hours ago, tiredbrickie said:

Here in the Bible Belt, many people have told me that King Jimmy's  is the "original".  I guess that means the one Jesus and the apostles used. Probably Jesus' words that are in red were printed in his blood?                 

Ask to see their "original" KJV. If Jehovah, Jesus, etc. start with a "J" it is not the original. The "J" came from German around end of 1600's and in KJV circa 1747.

[pnutts]

In more investigation, some say a lazy printer printed Jesus with a J, one time, was taken to court ( where the printer lost ) June 1632. Thereafter it started to be used more and became part of English language over next century.

[Tortuga]

3 minutes ago, pnutts said:

June 1632.

une 1632?

[kejedo]

On ‎2‎/‎20‎/‎2017 at 2:46 PM, rocket said:

 

Yea, I've heard it said that the King James Bible is the Bible Jesus read from, so it must be true. 

Well, it's authorized, you know?

[ChrisC]

[Tortuga]

19 minutes ago, ChrisTheConfused said:

I did that last week when I was home sick. I watched the video and listened to the meeting, I was a split second off...

[Myew]

'To those listening in from home, please remember to mute your phones.' 

Edited March 7, 2017 by Myew

[ChrisC]

45 minutes ago, Myew said:

'To those listening in from home, please remember to mute your phones.' 

 

For a long time we were getting interference from a local baby monitor.

[Myew]

Our hall recently changed the passwords. For the past couple of years, someone had been calling in, not muting their phone, making a ton of noise in the background and swearing.. it was distracting to say the least.
Some funny stories too. Many years back, an older brother and his wife were listening from home without the mute on. He said something funny that I can't recall, his wife scolds him, to which he replies: 'Bah, they can't hear me anyway.' 

[Tortuga]

36 minutes ago, Myew said:

Our hall recently changed the passwords. For the past couple of years, someone had been calling in, not muting their phone, making a ton of noise in the background and swearing.. it was distracting to say the least.
Some funny stories too. Many years back, an older brother and his wife were listening from home without the mute on. He said something funny that I can't recall, his wife scolds him, to which he replies: 'Bah, they can't hear me anyway.' 

It's my understanding that there are different modes available and a specific password can be used for listening only. I think there is a different thread that discusses that.

[booboo]

It is amazing what you can hear when I there forget to mute!!!!!