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11 hours ago, Tortuga said:

When Ivan woke up that morning he thought it would be just another boring day at the post office but he saw the panic look in his supervisors eyes, he knew something was wrong....

Little thing Ivan knew, his nightmare started; tons of letters needed to deliver in postoffice. "Probably I needed help from Peter to sort this letters", his answer to his supervisor named Tim. Tim agreed. Ivan take his cellphone...

 
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On April 14, 2017 at 0:35 AM, Alexa said:

Little thing Ivan knew, his nightmare started; tons of letters needed to deliver in postoffice. "Probably I needed help from Peter to sort this letters", his answer to his supervisor named Tim. Tim agreed. Ivan take his cellphone...

 

 Was  dead, at that very moment  the manager,  Boris, could be heard over the loudspeaker saying " mandatory overtime no exceptions!   This mail must be delivered ....

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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

*(This is called "Positive Thinking"* )

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...

*(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )*

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

*(This is self confidence in its peak )*

This one is *classic* !!

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"

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