Daily Bacon

[campanula]

9 hours ago, Golfguy74 said:

The Rules of Bacon! There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon.  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie apocalypse. Even pigs like bacon. FACT. Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate. 90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon. Bacon presents exactly zero health risks. Shut up! If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster. Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating. When given a breathalyzer, the number they give you is your BAC.  This is short for “Bacon.”  And is equal to the number of slices of bacon you should eat divided by 100  Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath, and the Mondath, and the Tuesdath, and the....  Bacon is a great aphrodisiac... better than oysters!!! unknown author

Fun Facts About Food   A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetimeAmericans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the American diet In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes Each American eats an average of 51 pounds of  chocolate per year Sliced bread was introduced under the Wonder Bread label in 1930

8. If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster.

LoL This is hilarious! 

[daydream]

It was really hard to read the above post with the green background. So I reposted Br. Bryan's post in plain text. Save the next person from having to highlight the text. 

 

There must always be bacon in the fridge. Always

There does not exist a food that does not go well with bacon. 

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who like bacon, and those who will be used as fodder in the case of a zombie apocalypse.

Even pigs like bacon. FACT.

Crispy and chewy are both acceptable ways to cook bacon. Thou shalt not discriminate.

90% of the world's problems can be solved by cooking more bacon.

Bacon presents exactly zero health risks. Shut up!

If your computer is antiquated and slow, you can feed it bacon through the floppy drive to make it run faster.

Meals without bacon are rarely worth eating.

When given a breathalyzer, the number they give you is your BAC.  This is short for “Bacon.”  And is equal to the number of slices of bacon you should eat divided by 100 

Thou shalt always consume bacon on the Sabbath, and the Mondath, and the Tuesdath, and the.... 

Bacon is a great aphrodisiac... better than oysters!!!
unknown author   (me : 🙃

 

Fun Facts About Food

 

A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime Americans eat 20.7 pounds of candy per person annually.

The Dutch eat three times as much  ( me : What!!!

Cast iron skillets used to be the leading source of iron in the American diet

In the United States, a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes

Each American eats an average of 51 pounds of chocolate per year

Sliced bread was introduced under the Wonder Bread label in 1930

[garryspicer]

[Chijwas]

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[garryspicer]

[Loopy]

Now for the history of BACON 🥓 If anyone’s in’erested. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

 

https://www.thespruceeats.com/history-of-bacon-1807563

 

Sorry copy/paste was cranky. ☺️

 

 

 

 

[Shawnster]

[Sheep]

19 hours ago, Shawnster said:

What does the gun have to do with the bacon... soap? The gun's dirty?

[daydream]

It's trying to portray a macho man. Hence the gun. Macho men loves bacon in whatever form.

How come the man who is lathering himself looks a bit like David Beckham.

[Shawnster]

I didn't even notice the gun 

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[Golfguy74]

yes, it is taking up room for more bacon

 

Bacon TP?

[Dustparticle]

Imagine having a pet pig and named  it Bacon, Ham, or Porky.

[trottigy]

11 hours ago, Dustparticle said:

Imagine having a pet pig and named  it Bacon, Ham, or Porky.

Porky the pig - heard it. 

 

[campanula]

[garryspicer]

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[garryspicer]

[Friends just call me Ross]

https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-business-health-california-coronavirus-pandemic-5ebe70407fcd94ef712c16410f32c4b1

 

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Bacon may disappear in California as pig rules take effect

Pig rules?🤔

 

[Tortuga]

1 minute ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-business-health-california-coronavirus-pandemic-5ebe70407fcd94ef712c16410f32c4b1

 

Pig rules?🤔

 

Fruits..Nuts ..Vegetables and Animals have rights ..😳

[garryspicer]

[garryspicer]

[Tbs77]

I’m sad! Bacon prices are not supposed to rise! I remember 9.99 for the Costco bacon 4 pack pre Covid!

[garryspicer]

[trottigy]

Ok, enough of that  - back to the 🥓 BACON.