Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Omoyeme]

COW:  Does this mean circuit overseer's wife? 

[surfergirl]

What shouldn't you say to cyclist?

[boodles]

  On 7/21/2017 at 2:36 PM, Good-O said:

I see you.

 

New:  Things you should not say to the COW about her fishnet stockings. 

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I saw those at the dollar store but decided not to get them.

 

What not to say to a cyclist: 

You need about 150 psi in your tires. 

 

New: What not to say to your landlord.

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 8/2/2017 at 7:23 AM, boodles said:

New: What not to say to your landlord.

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The dog ate my rent money.

New: What not to say to your neighbor, whose dog just dug up your flowers.

[Catalyst]

  On 8/2/2017 at 1:38 PM, Friends just call me Ross said:

The dog ate my rent money.

New: What not to say to your neighbor, whose dog just dug up your flowers.

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Well, that would be a good place to bury him.

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What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

[Toy Poodles]

What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

 

You don't want that one, since you are a smoker you need this one.

 

What not to say to your skydive trainer?

[Catalyst]

  On 9/3/2017 at 4:06 PM, Toy Poodles said:

What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

 

You don't want that one, since you are a smoker you need this one.

 

What not to say to your skydive trainer?

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a a brother or a sister who insists on sitting in the same seat every meeting

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 9/9/2017 at 3:43 AM, Catalyst said:

New: What you shouldn't say to a a brother or a sister who insists on sitting in the same seat every meeting

 

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Wow! When the study conductor says, "If everyone will find his or her seat, we can begin the meeting..." 

You really take him literally, don't you. 

 

New:  What you shouldn't say to someone who is perpetually late. 

[Loopy]

  On 9/9/2017 at 11:30 AM, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

New:  What you shouldn't say to someone who is perpetually late. 

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You didn't listen to the September broadcast did you. 

 

Sorry I'll leave the New to someone else. No imagination today. 

Edited September 9, 2017 by Loopy

[Catalyst]

  On 9/9/2017 at 3:15 PM, Loopy said:

You didn't listen to the September broadcast did you. 

 

Sorry I'll leave the New to someone else. No imagination today. 

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OK  How about:

New: What not to say to a brother who never has eye contact and is always looking around when talking to someone

[thegreenjudy]

Have you lost something? 

 

Things you shouldn't say to a householder you just disturbed during a shower. 

[Friends just call me Ross]

I see you have a clean body.

How would you like a clean conscience

to go along with it?

 

Things you shouldn't say to the Salvation Army 'bell ringer' blocking the entrance to Wal-Mart.

[Tortuga]

  On 11/13/2017 at 10:13 PM, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

Things you shouldn't say to the Salvation Army 'bell ringer' blocking the entrance to Wal-Mart.

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What a ding dong...

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 11/14/2017 at 1:03 AM, Tortuga said:

 

What a ding dong...

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Or, how about, "Hell's bells!" 

[thegreenjudy]

Things you shouldnt say in a lift

[dove]

Fire!

Edited November 16, 2017 by Dove

[Catalyst]

  On 11/16/2017 at 9:44 PM, thegreenjudy said:

Things you shouldnt say in a lift

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      A few minutes ago I was up, now I'm down.

 

NEW: What you shouldn't say to  a Brother who has started to wear very bright ties to the meetings

[Friends just call me Ross]

Does that thing come with a dimmer switch?

 

Things you shouldn't say to the sister in your car group who carries around a purse as big as a suitcase. 

[thegreenjudy]

Sorry but if you need a lift to the airport we need to finish the territory first. 

 

 

Things you should not say to a someone who keeps asking you and your husband when you are planning on having children. 

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 11/18/2017 at 9:41 AM, thegreenjudy said:

Sorry but if you need a lift to the airport we need to finish the territory first. 

 

 

Things you should not say to a someone who keeps asking you and your husband when you are planning on having children. 

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[Raven]

  On 4/27/2012 at 4:08 AM, surfergirl said:

Do you still like to play cowboys and Indians?

new things you shouldn't say To the outback Jack?

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[Catalyst]

I really don't know what to say.

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who has a big pimple on his nose.

[Loopy]

Want me to pinch that?

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 12/18/2017 at 4:09 PM, Loopy said:

Want me to pinch that?

 

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[Good-O]

pimple on nose.............ohhhh, I used to have those when I was a teen.