Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Catalyst]

To avoid this topic grinding to a halt I will post a new question.

 

New: What you should not say to a MS who just attended a KM School.

 

[Old]

  On 12/30/2017 at 3:04 AM, Catalyst said:

To avoid this topic grinding to a halt I will post a new question.

 

New: What you should not say to a MS who just attended a KM School.

 

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Oooops, it just ground to a halt! 

[Catalyst]

  On 12/30/2017 at 3:18 AM, Old said:

Oooops, it just ground to a halt! 

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Boo! 

 

 

[Catalyst]

Ah. I got it.

What  you shouldn't say to a Brother who grinds topics to a halt.

 

[Catalyst]

  On 12/30/2017 at 3:26 AM, Catalyst said:

Ah. I got it.

What  you shouldn't say to a Brother who grinds topics to a halt.

 

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Hmm...  Well, I guess "nothing" is the best answer.

 

Let's try this one...

New: What you shouldn't say to a Brother who is giving his first public talk.

[Friends just call me Ross]

  On 2/2/2018 at 5:25 AM, Catalyst said:

 

Let's try this one...

New: What you shouldn't say to a Brother who is giving his first public talk.

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Just picture the whole audience in their underwear.

 

How 'bout...

What you shouldn't say when you realize there is a camera recording you at the door.

[Good-O]

"you could have done better'................what a terrible thought that someone would say (and thought)  this!  But I have heard it said!  

[dove]

  On 2/26/2018 at 10:36 PM, Good-O said:

"you could have done better'................what a terrible thought that someone would say (and thought)  this!  But I have heard it said!  

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Only if I say it to myself..

[Catalyst]

New:

What you shouldn't say to a new member of your congregtion.

 

Answer:

 

 

[shali]

'It's nice that you feel comfortable enough to wear pants' ( if it's a girl).

[Greg Dent]

That would depend on how awake he was.

 

Something you shouldn't say when when a big sister sits down? 

 

What's that chair rating?

 

[Catalyst]

Something you shouldn't say when when a big sister sits down? 

 

"That felt like 8 on the richter scale"

 

New: What you shouldn't say to  a brother who insists on slapping you on the back whenever he greets you

[Katty]

"Wow your hands are so warm, would you mind massaging my neck?"

 

Things you shouldn't say to a governing body member when you first meet.

[Catalyst]

  On 6/22/2018 at 8:00 PM, Katty said:

Things you shouldn't say to a governing body member when you first meet.

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         You are much shorter than you look on JW Broadcasting.

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a pioneer who is going to the pioneer school for the first time:

[Good-O]

  On 6/23/2018 at 2:05 AM, Catalyst said:

        

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a pioneer who is going to the pioneer school for the first time:

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Wow!  Your going to be so tired when you come home or hope you can remember something beneficial for us.  

 

New:  What you shouldn't say to a newly reinstated one.  

[Katty]

 

  On 6/23/2018 at 11:44 AM, Good-O said:

New:  What you shouldn't say to a newly reinstated one.  

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So, what did you do to get disfellowshipped? Don't leave out any details, now.

What you shouldn't say to a newly engaged couple.

[Catalyst]

What you shouldn't say to a newly engaged couple.

 

        My favorite scripture is I Cor 7:28

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a new Circuit Overseer and his wife

[Katty]

What you shouldn't say to a new circuit overseer and his wife:

Wow, you're a lot bigger than expected. We need to make sure we feed you less during hospitality.

 

What you shouldn't say to a newly baptized teenager in the congregation

[EccentricM]

  On 6/24/2018 at 6:28 AM, Katty said:

What you shouldn't say to a newly baptized teenager in the congregation

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"Want to go to that questionable dance club tonight to celebrate?"

 

What you shoudn't say to a resurrected person...

[Alexa]

Better forget your marriage!

 

New: things you shouldn't say to your newly appointed relative

[Katty]

  On 8/1/2018 at 4:17 PM, rlyem said:

 

 

New: things you shouldn't say to your newly appointed relative

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So you gonna have my back if I sin right? ;)

 

Things you shouldn't say to that couple who decided to stay childless.

[Alexa]

Take things easy in marriage

 

New: things you shouldn't say in parents of disfellowshipped young ones 

[rocket]

  On 8/1/2018 at 4:51 PM, rlyem said:

New: things you shouldn't say in parents of disfellowshipped young ones 

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Your child is dead, get over it.

 

New:  Things you Shouldn't say to parents of a child that has been reinstated.

[Alexa]

It should be not reinstatement 

New: things you shouldnt say to service group while broadcasting

[Catalyst]

  On 8/1/2018 at 5:04 PM, rlyem said:

It should be not reinstatement 

New: things you shouldnt say to service group while broadcasting

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( I am not sure what is meant by "while  broadcasting" but I assume it is preaching and perhaps meeting as a service group.

If that is the case......)

 

"Ok, that's the field service meeting over with, who's up for MacDonalds!"

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a sister who likes to wear an extemely strong perfume to every meeting

( This could apply to Brothers wearing cologne too, but we will stick with Sisters for now )

 

 

Edited August 3, 2018 by Catalyst