Things You Shouldn't Say!

[Omoyeme]

COW:  Does this mean circuit overseer's wife? 

[surfergirl]

What shouldn't you say to cyclist?

[boodles]

On 7/21/2017 at 7:36 AM, Good-O said:

I see you.

 

New:  Things you should not say to the COW about her fishnet stockings. 

I saw those at the dollar store but decided not to get them.

 

What not to say to a cyclist: 

You need about 150 psi in your tires. 

 

New: What not to say to your landlord.

[Friends just call me Ross]

6 hours ago, boodles said:

New: What not to say to your landlord.

The dog ate my rent money.

New: What not to say to your neighbor, whose dog just dug up your flowers.

[Catalyst]

On 02/08/2017 at 10:38 PM, Friends just call me Ross said:

The dog ate my rent money.

New: What not to say to your neighbor, whose dog just dug up your flowers.

Well, that would be a good place to bury him.

NEW:

What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

[Toy Poodles]

What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

 

You don't want that one, since you are a smoker you need this one.

 

What not to say to your skydive trainer?

[Catalyst]

On 04/09/2017 at 1:06 AM, Toy Poodles said:

What you shouldn't say to someone who just took a publication from a cart.

 

You don't want that one, since you are a smoker you need this one.

 

What not to say to your skydive trainer?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

New: What you shouldn't say to a a brother or a sister who insists on sitting in the same seat every meeting

[Friends just call me Ross]

7 hours ago, Catalyst said:

New: What you shouldn't say to a a brother or a sister who insists on sitting in the same seat every meeting

 

 

Wow! When the study conductor says, "If everyone will find his or her seat, we can begin the meeting..." 

You really take him literally, don't you. 

 

New:  What you shouldn't say to someone who is perpetually late. 

[Loopy]

3 hours ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

New:  What you shouldn't say to someone who is perpetually late. 

You didn't listen to the September broadcast did you. 

 

Sorry I'll leave the New to someone else. No imagination today. 

Edited September 9, 2017 by Loopy

[Catalyst]

On 10/09/2017 at 0:15 AM, Loopy said:

You didn't listen to the September broadcast did you. 

 

Sorry I'll leave the New to someone else. No imagination today. 

 

OK  How about:

New: What not to say to a brother who never has eye contact and is always looking around when talking to someone

[thegreenjudy]

Have you lost something? 

 

Things you shouldn't say to a householder you just disturbed during a shower. 

[Friends just call me Ross]

I see you have a clean body.

How would you like a clean conscience

to go along with it?

 

Things you shouldn't say to the Salvation Army 'bell ringer' blocking the entrance to Wal-Mart.

[Tortuga]

2 hours ago, Friends just call me Ross said:

 

Things you shouldn't say to the Salvation Army 'bell ringer' blocking the entrance to Wal-Mart.

 

What a ding dong...

[Friends just call me Ross]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

 

What a ding dong...

 

Or, how about, "Hell's bells!" 

[thegreenjudy]

Things you shouldnt say in a lift

[dove]

Fire!

Edited November 16, 2017 by Dove

[Catalyst]

14 hours ago, thegreenjudy said:

Things you shouldnt say in a lift

 

 

      A few minutes ago I was up, now I'm down.

 

NEW: What you shouldn't say to  a Brother who has started to wear very bright ties to the meetings

[Friends just call me Ross]

Does that thing come with a dimmer switch?

 

Things you shouldn't say to the sister in your car group who carries around a purse as big as a suitcase. 

[thegreenjudy]

Sorry but if you need a lift to the airport we need to finish the territory first. 

 

 

Things you should not say to a someone who keeps asking you and your husband when you are planning on having children. 

[Friends just call me Ross]

5 hours ago, thegreenjudy said:

Sorry but if you need a lift to the airport we need to finish the territory first. 

 

 

Things you should not say to a someone who keeps asking you and your husband when you are planning on having children. 

 

 

[Raven]

On 4/27/2012 at 2:08 PM, surfergirl said:

Do you still like to play cowboys and Indians?

new things you shouldn't say To the outback Jack?

 

[Catalyst]

I really don't know what to say.

 

New: Things you shouldn't say to a Brother who has a big pimple on his nose.

[Loopy]

Want me to pinch that?

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

57 minutes ago, Loopy said:

Want me to pinch that?

 

 

  

 

[Good-O]

pimple on nose.............ohhhh, I used to have those when I was a teen.