Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Pabo]

On 12/24/2022 at 11:45 AM, Lee49 said:

It would take awhile to text someone on that old style rotary! 😂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do you do if you wanted to text say, Queen and Zechariah?

[Qapla]

11 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

What do you do if you wanted to text say, Queen and Zechariah?

 

Spell Queen as "Kween" and Zechariah as "Xechariah"

 

 

[Lee49]

Why are teddy bears never hungry? 😂

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They are always stuffed. 

 

[Lee49]

What's a ducks favorite snake?

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Quacker Jacks

 

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Lee49 said:

What's a ducks favorite snake

Snack?

[Lee49]

oops - snack!

[Lee49]

Ready for another duck joke?

What time does Donald Duck wake up?

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 At the quack of dawn.  😂

 

[Tortuga]

The Quack of Don...

[Sheep]

3 hours ago, Lee49 said:

Ready for another duck joke?

What time does Donald Duck wake up?

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 At the quack of dawn.  😂

 

Your jokes are quacking me up!

[Qapla]

This thread may be sinking into the quackmire!!

 

 

[Lee49]

Why is laughter the best medicine?

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  It's FREE. 🤣

 

[Lee49]

What do you call a dancing sheep?

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 A baa-llerina ! 😂

 

[CHecker]

46 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

What do you call a dancing sheep?

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 A baa-llerina ! 😂

 

Groan brother......groan 😆

[Lee49]

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

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  Eh, that's Life®.

 

[Lee49]

What's  cats favorite color?

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   PURRple.   🙄

 

[Lee49]

What do you call the pig that does karate?

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 A pork chop. 😂

Hi Ya !

 

 

[Lee49]

You're never too old to laugh!  🤣

[Qapla]

 

[Lee49]

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

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They can't hear a word you're saying!  🤣

 

[Qapla]

10 hours ago, Lee49 said:

They can't hear a word you're saying!

 

I resemble that remark

 

 

[Witness1970]

On 11/26/2021 at 11:33 AM, Dove said:

I've often wondered why it is that the left hand is shown as the right hand, as in this picture. I've also seen this many times in movies. Is it a matter of the photo being converted somehow in the translation of the photograph or some other technicality.

Like when you see in movies the wheels of a moving vehicle rotating backwards instead of forward...just an observation

I don't want to get too far off-topic, but I have seen movies where one guy hits another guy with a right cross.  The guy who got hit is then shown holding the right side of his face.  It happens a lot.

[Lee49]

So, what did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

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 I never SAUsage a beautiful face!  😂😋

 

[CHecker]

Pssst.....Bob! We really need to add a 'groan' emoji just for Lee and his 'groan worthy' old people jokes 😂😂😂

Love ya Lee, keep bringing the 'groan worthy' 😄

[Lee49]

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[Lee49]

What do you call a baby dinosaur? I give up , what? 🥱 🙄

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 A WEE-REX !   Oh please 🥱