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5 hours ago, Lee49 said:

So far the smileys are winning 5 to 3 on that one! 😁

You do find a bunch of great ones. Checking this thread and seeing what you find is a highlight! 😁

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Safeguard Your Heart for " Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks" Matthew 12:34

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What did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check?

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Put it on my bill.

 

Why did the fish blush?

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Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

 

What do you call a bee that comes from America?

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USB.

 

I don't trust stairs...

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...they're always up to something.

 

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

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It wasn't peeling well.

 

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Scientists have discovered that daydreaming is an important tool 🎨for creativity. It causes a rush 🌊 of activity in a circuit, which connects different parts of the brain and allows the mind to make new associations. 

 

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What kind of jokes do "pencil pushers" tell?

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 One Liners

 

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"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
~ 1 Corinthians 14:40 ~

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2 hours ago, Lee49 said:

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

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   Cool music.   😎 ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ♫♬♪

 

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You should always keep your jam in the refrigerator..🤣

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CAUTION: The comments above may contain personal opinion, speculation, inaccurate information, sarcasm, wit, satire or humor, let the reader use discernment...:D

 

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What are the torque specs for a German car?

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      Good-n-tight

 

Fix It No Problem GIF by JcrOffroad

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"Let all things take place decently and by arrangement."
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On 3/6/2023 at 1:24 PM, Lee49 said:

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

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   Cool music.   😎 ᴺᴼᵂ ᴾᴸᴬᵞᴵᴺᴳ♫♬♪

 

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And if you keep your radio under the grill?

 

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You get hot sizzling songs

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