Pictures, jokes for the older ones

[Pabo]

How do you know when a rabbit is old?

 

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 It has grey hares.

 

[Pabo]

Why was the rabbit so grumpy today?

 

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It was having a bad hare day

 

[dove]

I don't think there's been a single time that I have opened this thread and not read the title as, Pictures, jokes for the older Folks..it just happens. . .and I'm not even a poet 😐

[daydream]

2 minutes ago, Dove said:

Pictures, jokes for the older Folks

Oh Sister that's so catchy. I wonder if the mods would let me change the title.  Us, older folks need to add a little spice to our lives.  

 

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[dove]

3 minutes ago, Imagine said:

Oh Sister that's so catchy. I wonder if the mods would let me change the title.  Us, older folks need to add a little spice to our lives.  

 

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Oh!  I didn't know or check who the author was who started it ...🙃

[Loopy]

[daydream]

50 minutes ago, Dove said:

Oh!  I didn't know or check who the author was who started it

It's yours truly. 

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[Pabo]

20 hours ago, Loopy said:

 

A brother who was a truck driver told a story when he was going down a very winding, hilly wooded country road late a night, he saw flashes of a very strong light as if searching through forest, as if there was a searchlight looking for something in the distance and they were scanning the area. He had noticed this light for a couple of minutes but when as he was on top of the range and he saw this long strong beam of light more clearly searching through the countryside. As he was nearing this light and about a couple of kilometers away from him, the light suddenly disappeared. As he was nearing the end of the top of the range and coming to the crest, he noticed just normal car lights coming towards his way, but a orange glow was in between the lights. When he finally got within viewing distance of the vehicle, it was a prime mover with an old WW2 search light still glowing hot on it's bullbar. When the truck passed by him, the other truck turned the light back on and it was if it was daylight behind him.

 

The only reason why he knew it was an old WW2 searchlight, he had used them when he was in the army in his youth and before the truth as well.

Edited March 9, 2023 by Pabo

[daydream]

It must look something like this. Absolutely blinding and very dangerous to oncoming vehicles. A real lunatic to use on public roads no matter how winding. 

 

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[Qapla]

2 hours ago, Imagine said:

It must look something like this. Absolutely blinding and very dangerous to oncoming vehicles. A real lunatic to use on public roads no matter how winding. 

 

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Do you suppose that light is made of ultra-bright LED's ??

[daydream]

52 minutes ago, Qapla said:

ultra-bright LED

Good question!

From wikipedia

WW2 -era searchlights were mostly of 60 inch (152.4 cm) diameter with rhodium plated parabolic mirror, reflecting a carbon arc discharge. Peak output was 800,000,000 candela. It was powered by a 15 kW generator and had an effective beam visibility of 28 to 35 miles (45 to 56 km) in clear low humidity.

 

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Wow, those must be terrifying times.

 

Maybe Brother John can help me out with the technical details. 

[CHecker]

How do you count cows?

 

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With a cow culator 😆

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Why do cows have hooves not toes

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They lac tose 

 

Edited March 11, 2023 by bagwell1987

[Lee49]

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

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None. They were all copy cats.    🐾

 

[Pabo]

[Lee49]

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

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  March Sadness.  😭

 

[Tortuga]

[Precision]

 

 

 

 

 

Do Tortugas ever sleep ?

[CHecker]

An apple a day can keep anyone away

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Depending on how hard you throw it! 😆

 

[daydream]

 

https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8

Monty Python-Coconuts

 

The budget for “The Holy Grail” was so small that the crew couldn't afford horses. So cast members took two halves of coconut and clapped them together as they skipped along.

 

 

[Lee49]

Hey Cheryl - Wanna hear a joke about paper?

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 Never mind. It's tearable...

 

 

[Qapla]

Do you know why so many jokes are one-liners?

 

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   Most people can't tell longer jokes without ruining the punchline

 

Edited March 19, 2023 by Qapla

[daydream]

 

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https://youtu.be/-AtaZ_NU_tU

Brad Paisley Then

https://www.behance.net/gallery/42226033/Country-Song-Inspired

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by Imagine

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Edited March 22, 2023 by Imagine

[Qapla]

[Lee49]