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  1. That's because the daily text has not been updated for 2017 and since it hasn't been by now, it probably won't be.
  3. Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got our dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch me, then do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog" The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, ........ "A Chihuahua? They gave me a stinking Chihuahua ?!"
  4. Larger then 1200X600 resolution in one of the publications?
  5. We do, sort of. I just uploaded the image to Google and did a search using the image function. It searches nicely.
  7. What are the odds that at least one person has seen a joke before? Going through the two joke threads I came across many that I've seen before but chose not to point it out. I usually do a search for a joke before I post one, so I was just wondering if I didn't use the correct key words in my search. No biggie!
  8. Where? I looked before posting, did I miss it? Please post a link.
  9. That's right, I forgot, sorry.
  10. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping. In the middle of the night Sherlock Holmes woke up and looked at the night sky above him. He called to Dr. Watson to wake up. When he did, Holmes told him to look up and tell me what you see. Watson said "I see the moon and stars." Holmes said "and what do they tell you?" Watson said "They show evidence of a grand creator" Holmes asked "what else?" Watson said "They show the limitlessness of the Universe, the unaccountable number of stars and Planets show the insignificance of mankind and the galaxies cry out and glorify the creator." Watson added "What do they tell you Holmes?" Holmes said "They tell me someone has stolen our tent."
  11. Yes, but I don't believe that was Ross's issue.
  12. Since that discussion I have installed it on three XP systems (2 desktops and 1 laptop) and it's worked fine on all three. I don't know what is causing the issue on Shali's XP system, but apparently, it is not the norm.