A good joke

[computerwiz]

You won't believe this....the other day I was actually able to weigh a rainbow!

 

Turns out it was pretty light.

 

😁

[computerwiz]

I went to the general store the other day....

 

They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.  🤔

[Qapla]

Since a General outranks a Major - why is something of general importance less important that something of major importance?

[Pabo]

1 hour ago, Qapla said:

Since a General outranks a Major - why is something of general importance less important that something of major importance?

 

Very similar to when corporal punishment escalates to major pain.

[Tortuga]

15 minutes ago, Pabo said:

 

Very similar to when corporal punishment escalates to major pain.

Unless it's a private issue...

Edited September 6, 2023 by Tortuga

[computerwiz]

I went to the doctor's the other day, and I finally know what's wrong with my brain!!!

 

On the left side, there's nothing right.

 

And on the right side, there's nothing left...

 

🤯

[dljbsp]

Two factory workers were engaged in a conversation. The woman confidently declared, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

Perplexed, the man questioned, "And how would you manage that?"

With a mysterious smile, the woman responded, "Just wait and see."

Curiosity piqued, the woman then proceeded to hang upside down from the ceiling. Shortly after, the boss entered the room, understandably baffled, and asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I'm a light bulb."

The boss, concerned for her well-being, exclaimed, "You've been working so hard that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

Meanwhile, the man, witnessing this unusual exchange, decided to follow suit and head for the exit. However, the boss stopped him, inquiring, "Where do you think you're going?"

Nonchalantly, the man replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

[Tortuga]

24 minutes ago, dljbsp said:

Two factory workers were engaged in a conversation. The woman confidently declared, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

Perplexed, the man questioned, "And how would you manage that?"

With a mysterious smile, the woman responded, "Just wait and see."

Curiosity piqued, the woman then proceeded to hang upside down from the ceiling. Shortly after, the boss entered the room, understandably baffled, and asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

Without hesitation, the woman replied, "I'm a light bulb."

The boss, concerned for her well-being, exclaimed, "You've been working so hard that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

Meanwhile, the man, witnessing this unusual exchange, decided to follow suit and head for the exit. However, the boss stopped him, inquiring, "Where do you think you're going?"

Nonchalantly, the man replied, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Ahhh... how sweet...she was the light of his life...

[dljbsp]

A recent study has humorously revealed that women who carry some extra weight tend to live longer than the men who feel the need to mention it. 

[computerwiz]

I used to think brain transplants were a terrible idea....

 

But then I changed my mind.  😀

[dljbsp]

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said, "40."

 

 I saw a sign that said, "Watch for children," and I thought, That sounds like a fair trade.

 

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

 

 

[Qapla]

As sensitive as people are today, makes you wonder why these road signs still exist

 

Spoiler

 

[computerwiz]

I bought a weird deck of cards from a guy the other day.  He had glued all the cards together.

 

I'm not sure how to deal with them....  🤔

[minister159]

7 hours ago, computerwiz said:

I bought a weird deck of cards from a guy the other day.  He had glued all the cards together.

 

I'm not sure how to deal with them....  🤔

 

[Pabo]

On 9/8/2023 at 12:49 AM, computerwiz said:

I went to the doctor's the other day, and I finally know what's wrong with my brain!!!

 

On the left side, there's nothing right.

 

And on the right side, there's nothing left...

 

🤯

 

Of all the things I have lost in my life, I miss my mind the most.

[Pabo]

16 hours ago, computerwiz said:

I bought a weird deck of cards from a guy the other day.  He had glued all the cards together.

 

I'm not sure how to deal with them....  🤔

 

You'll just have to cut the deck.

 

Edited September 12, 2023 by Pabo

[computerwiz]

Did you know that giraffes can grow up to 18 feet?

 

But most of the time they only grow 4!!

[Loopy]

[rocket]

I went to take a bone density test today. Checking in for the appointment I commented that I didn't understand why I needed the test because everyone says I'm dense.

[Catalyst]

Talking about going to the doctor..........

 

I went to the doctor the other day and he said

" I haven't seen you for a while"

I said " Yes, I've been sick"

 

 

Edited September 14, 2023 by Catalyst

[Tortuga]

[Tortuga]

[Keep Fighting]

[Keep Fighting]

[Keep Fighting]

Sometimes it is challenging to be a shepherd

Edited September 18, 2023 by Keep Fighting
Wrong words