A good joke

[computerwiz]

Did you know that once there was a king that was only 12 inches tall?

 

He may have been short, but he was a very good ruler....

[computerwiz]

Pasteurize - Too far to see

 

 

[CHecker]

Jeremy....you're too much 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe you're the new crowned king of groaners 😆

Edited January 19 by bagwell1987

[Mike047]

That's a bit humdrum

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Mike047 said:

That's a bit humdrum

[MullumMiss]

32 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Roll on….

[computerwiz]

5 hours ago, bagwell1987 said:

Jeremy....you're too much 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe you're the new crowned king of groaners 😆

 

 

[Keep Fighting]

[Kwabena]

 

 

 

[Keep Fighting]

To learn French is easy.

 

 

[Andrey]

An incident that occurred in the Hall near the literature counter. I stood at the distribution of publications. An elderly couple (about 70 years old) approached. On the shelf were brochures and preaching magazines, including the November 2011 magazine. The husband looked at the magazine and said to his wife, “Do you want sex?”

The wife hit her husband and said: What sex, let’s go preach!” 🤣

Edited January 22 by Andrey

[Mike047]

Andrey you sound like you have a lively congregation, even from some years ago!

[Mike047]

When someone went to the local hospital with an eye problem, a couple were giving support in the ophthalmic waiting room. One of the books sitting on the table was entitled "Cataract Extraction Through the Back Passage". It was probably at this point the decision was made  to have any of their eye problems handled elsewhere.

[Doug]

Not long ago I found myself picking up my mobile phone and holding up to my ear.  Then I realized I was waiting to hear a dial tone before dialing a number.   

 

I know what this means   .    .

 

Spoiler

 It means I need to go to the Play Store and download an app of pretend dial tones  .       lol

 

[Friends just call me Ross]

24 minutes ago, Doug said:

Not long ago I found myself picking up my mobile phone and holding up to my ear.  Then I realized I was waiting to hear a dial tone before dialing a number.   

 

I know what this means   .    .

 

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 It means I need to go to the Play Store and download an app of pretend dial tones  .       lol

 

 

The ringtone on my mobile phone is the old ring tone of bygone days.😂

[Mike047]

I said to a friend "can you give me a new ringtone"?  he took a ring off his middle finger and said "you can have that one, but my name's George" 

[Mike047]

Being follically challenged, I was advised to paint a load of rabbits onto my head because, from a distance they would look like hairs

[CHecker]

Groannnnn🤭

[computerwiz]

What's the difference between a prison guard and a jeweler?

 

Spoiler

One watches cells and the other sells watches.  🤪

 

[Andrey]

[Mike047]

Some one liners:

 

* Crash course for new drivers

* Pupils cut to ease crowding

* Red Tape holds up New Bridge

* Leopard spotted in park

* Headmistress unveils Bust

* Stiff opposition to New Crematorium

* Maths teachers suspended by Head

 

The old ones are the best

[Qapla]

* He was near death's door - the doctor helped him through

 

[Keep Fighting]

[Mike047]

How about some malapropisms:

 

* Her house was state of the ark

* He has a congenial hip disease

* He's a wolf in cheap clothing

* I hear the ocean in infatuated with sharks

[davanz]

1 hour ago, Mike047 said:

How about some malapropisms:

 

* Her house was state of the ark

* He has a congenial hip disease

* He's a wolf in cheap clothing

* I hear the ocean in infatuated with sharks

This reminds me of an incident in field service many years ago. I had knocked on one door of a building which, from the front yard, looked to be what we call a duplex. That is two residences in one building. The women who answered listened to my presentation but did not have any interest at the time, so I walked down the common porch and knocked on the other door. The same woman came to the door. I apologized and told her that I thought that it was a duplex and that this second door was to someone else's home. She said she understood, and admitted that the way the building was built, "it could be rather conceiving".