A good joke

Andrey · April 3

When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door and you don't want to give any signs of life.

Lee49 · April 3

4 hours ago, Andrey said:

When Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door and you don't want to give any signs of life.

But now we fool them with our beards, no ties & slacks on sisters ( well, sometimes ) ! 🧔🏻‍♂️ 👕 🚶🏽‍♀️

Pabo · April 3

A husband takes the wife to a disco. There was a guy in the dance floor breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed me and I turned him down."

Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!"

Pabo · April 3

My wife and I went into town to get some things from a local shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?". He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "boofhead." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tyres.

So my wife called him a "jerk." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more we offended him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.

Just then our bus arrived and we boarded it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!

Tortuga · April 3

24 minutes ago, Pabo said:

My wife and I went into town to get some things from a local shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?". He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "boofhead." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn out tyres.

So my wife called him a "jerk." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first, then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more we offended him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away.

Just then our bus arrived and we boarded it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's so important at our age!!