A good joke

[Lee49]

Andrey, that old man won't be walking straight much longer if he keeps that up, or down ! 🤪

[Sun]

[Sun]

Over the years we gain a super power 💪 😁

[Qapla]

[Pjdriver]

9 hours ago, Tortuga said:

It has become very popular for some restaurants to serve a deconstructed food item on their menu. I heard there is a new Chinese restaurant that will serve just deconstructed food, it's called "Wok Backwards" 

 

Have you got the new Chinese cook book?

“50 Ways to Wok your dog.'

[computerwiz]

What super power do new parents get?

 

Spoiler

Supervisor

 

 

[Tortuga]

25 minutes ago, computerwiz said:

What super power do new parents get?

 

  Reveal hidden contents

Supervisor

 

 

I thought the children get super vision..

[computerwiz]

2 hours ago, Tortuga said:

I thought the children get super vision..

 

[Andrey]

[Andrey]

Cristiano? Lionel? Robert? Antoine?........

 

[Dolce vita]

14 minutes ago, Andrey said:

Cristiano ? Lionel ? Robert ? Antoine?........

 

Zizou😊

[Andrey]

- Babe, Why don't you answer my calls?
- I'm watching F1 with my friends.
- I want proof.
 

[Andrey]

Examination on traffic rules: who should let whom pass first?

 

[Lee49]

36 minutes ago, Andrey said:

who should let whom pass first?

Looks like a road block to me ! " Nobody gets by us without some kind of toll " !  🦁

[Tortuga]

15 minutes ago, Lee49 said:

Looks like a road block to me ! " Nobody gets by us without some kind of toll " !  🦁

Who has the camera? What happened to them?

[Dolce vita]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

Examen sur le code de la route : qui doit laisser passer qui en premier ?

 

Fascinating !

[ChrisW]

1 hour ago, Andrey said:

Examination on traffic rules: who should let whom pass first?

 

Just in case you all would like to visit. That's the road leaving to my home in the New World.

[Lee49]

1 hour ago, Tortuga said:

Who has the camera? What happened to them?

Mounted on the 3rd lions head ! Proof of a no pay !  🤑

[computerwiz]

[Andrey]

[Pabo]

On 6/10/2024 at 7:32 AM, Andrey said:

Examination on traffic rules: who should let whom pass first?

 

 

I have heard of a Mexican standoff, but never have I seen a African standoff until now!

[Keep Fighting]

[Keep Fighting]

[Tortuga]

4 minutes ago, Keep Fighting said:

The Chill...

[Pabo]

On 6/15/2024 at 4:05 AM, Keep Fighting said:

 

I remember many years ago, there was a local needs part on commenting at meetings, and the brother conducting the part was also the Watchtower conductor.

 

He asked all in the Kindgom Hall to raise their hands, which those in attendance rose their hands like the "D - the confident". Then he remarked, "Why is it that when I ask for a raise of hands, everyone has a straight arm. But during the Watchtower, most will raise their hands with a bent elbow? Or even worse, they would just raise their finger up from the wrist only?"

 

Whilst he acknowledged that some of the elderly ones may have issues raising their hands up high, but most of the "able-bodied" ones were the majority of what he called them as "elbow-benders" or "wrist raisers", and he made the hand gestures of how these ones put up their hands. He said that those who are "elbow benders" or "wrist raisers" who felt that they are being overlooked of being asked for their comments, it is because that he cannot see their hands in the first place, as their "raised hand" is hidden behind the person who is seated in front of them. He then suggested to make it easier for himself and also other brothers who have Q&A parts from the stage, and also those who are on the roving microphones, it is best to have your hands raised higher then the person's head that is seated in front of them, even if you have to do the "alien antennae", "bunny ears", or "deer antlers" behind the brother/sister seated in front head if they feel that they need to grab his attention.

 

 

He done the part in a loving way, and at times, he had the whole congregation in laughter. He acknowledged that there are those who may be shy, infirm, etc, about raising their hand. Most of the elderly ones actually sat in the front rows, and he joked that they get called on more because he can see their hands being closer to him, but he has think twice, as some do give a public talk with their answers too (he said this from the stage). He added if a brother/sister are wishing to answer a particular paragraph etc, feel free to approach  him or the conductor of a particular part before the meeting, and they would note it down and look out for their hand when it came to that part of the meeting.

 

What really made it funny, after this local needs part, another brother conducting the next part asked a question to the audience, and the Watchtower conductor put his fingers up behind another elder's head in front of him as "chicken comb" wiggling his fingers in a wave motion, and the brother on the stage just started laughing when he saw it, as the brother who was seated in front of the Watchtower conductor was this brother's father-in-law, who generally was regarded as by-the-book type of character.