A good joke

[pnutts]

Lost Directions

[bohemian]

Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The barman says "I think you've had enough to drink today."  He says "I think not"  and disappears!

[dilip kumar]

A serious joke....


When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense ...like ;

1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?

3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

Six great confusions still unresolved
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

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[pnutts]

1 hour ago, dilip kumar said:

The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"

it would have to be backwards plus upside down. If not backwards becomes smiws. 🤓

[pnutts]

Come to look at it a little closer the s's become 5's sort of. thus swims upside down becomes 5miw5, you would have to leave the s's right side up,

plus the i would be dotted underneath which then become something else entirely

[Sheep]

On 12/14/2018 at 8:47 AM, pnutts said:

it would have to be backwards plus upside down. If not backwards becomes smiws. 🤓

No. Wouldn't it be sɯıʍs?

[Tortuga]

Is there a doctor in the house?

I think that joke just died....

[pnutts]

2 hours ago, Sheep said:

Wouldn't it be sɯıʍs

nope. look at the s's

Look at 2nd pic - upside down and backwards

 

Edited December 16, 2018 by pnutts

[Sheep]

12 minutes ago, pnutts said:

nope. look at the s's

Look at 2nd pic - upside down and backwards

 

¡uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıɯɯıʍs ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ƃuısnɟuoɔ ǝɹ'noʎ ¡ʎǝH

 

 

Edited December 16, 2018 by Sheep

[pnutts]

10 minutes ago, Sheep said:

¡uʍop-ǝpısdn ƃuıɯɯıʍs ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ƃuısnɟuoɔ ǝɹ'noʎ ¡ʎǝH

I can't help it if you can't read upside down and backwards. I did to your comment.

That is despite sometimers

[Vinnie]

A blonde opens up a box of cheerios and  squeals "oh  look,   donut seeds"

 

[dove]

On 12/1/2018 at 2:37 PM, Dove said:

I think that makes her not so dumb.....

You don't think she was not any dumber than the police officer?..unless I'm so dumb I misunderstood the whole joke.....

[Loopy]

4 minutes ago, Vinnie said:

A blonde opens up a box of cheerios and  squeals "oh  look,   donut seeds"

 

Something for all the donut 🍩 lovers here. 

[Vinnie]

I'm a cookie lover, but donuts will do in a pinch. 

 

 

[pnutts]

5 minutes ago, Vinnie said:

I'm a cookie lover, but donuts will do in a pinch.

Apple Fritter, Boston Cream, Double chocolate....🍩

[Vinnie]

Oh Oh oh, I must ask...because apple fritters are always  a  good  choice...

 

What do you prefer, a  Boston cream donut or a Bavarian cream donut?  It's a donut dilemma. lol

Edited December 21, 2018 by Vinnie
some edits are just sweet

[Qapla]

I prefer to mash the two together and eat it like a big sandwich

[pnutts]

2 hours ago, Vinnie said:

Boston cream donut or a Bavarian cream donut

Bavarian cream although I would like Lemonnnnn Filledddd

[kejedo]

On ‎12‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 5:30 PM, Sheep said:

No. Wouldn't it be sɯıʍs?

No wonder I could never swim. I overthink everything.

 

7 hours ago, Loopy said:

Something for all the donut 🍩 lovers here. 

                When did she plant those seeds?  

Edited December 22, 2018 by kejedo

[pnutts]

11 hours ago, kejedo said:

When did she plant those seeds?

The day before. They grow overnight - gone today. If they last that long.

[Pjdriver]

On 12/1/2018 at 2:37 PM, Dove said:

I think that makes her not so dumb.....

I think the police officer was blonde too. 

[bohemian]

[kejedo]

If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty. (Think about it)

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Nuff said...

Just Older

[bohemian]

My wife said last night that I never listen to her.

 

Or something like that.