A good joke

[Luisabola]

What’s a penguin’s favourite film?
 

Frozen.

 

(and yes, this was taken from a penguin bar that I opened for my son today who now won’t stop telling the joke 😂)

[bohemian]

My boss calls me “The computer”.

It’s nothing to do with my intelligence. 

It's just that I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

[rocket]

Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought the second guy would have ducked!

[Old]

[Tortuga]

4 minutes ago, Old said:

I'm not sure that having a bath rug shaped like a target is a good idea..😳

[Lee49]

On 1/21/2021 at 3:58 PM, Luisabola said:

this was taken from a penguin bar

2 penguins walk into a bar, you would have thought the second one, oh, never mind!

[rocket]

What was the last thing Lot said to his wife after they left Sodom?

 

Can you see our house from here?

[Loopy]

35 minutes ago, rocket said:

What was the last thing Lot said to his wife after they left Sodom?

 

Can you see our house from here?

Just told the friends in service this joke. Got a lot of answers——wrong answers
 

Got a big laugh 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Edited January 25, 2021 by Loopy

[Lee49]

24 minutes ago, Loopy said:

Just told the friends in service this joke. Got a lot of answers——wrong answers

Lot said to his wife - " Is anyone following us?" ( the way I heard it )

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Lee49 said:

Lot said to his wife - " Is anyone following us?" ( the way I heard it )

"Did you shut off the oven? I smell something burning..."

[Qapla]

I would say "Did you leave the iron plugged in?" ... but I'm not sure they had irons -

[Lee49]

[rocket]

They sure nailed him.

[Lee49]

floored him!         

[pnutts]

On 1/25/2021 at 11:35 AM, rocket said:

What was the last thing Lot said to his wife after they left Sodom

Was this right after she said "But Lot it was good back there"  ( Hmm reminds me of this week's WT study )

 

last thing Lot said, according to an assistant I had in early 70's

Spoiler

Oh Dry Up 🧂

 

[bohemian]

[rocket]

What, you haven't seen Flock of Elephants Fly? 😂

 

 

[Qapla]

I have seen a house fly

 

and a horse fly

 

I have even seen a deer fly

 

but, I have never actually seen an elephant fly

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I have...last year!

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

Edited January 31, 2021 by ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone

[bohemian]

2 hours ago, ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone said:

I have...last year!

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

who are you calling names!

[Qapla]

4 hours ago, Qapla said:

I have never actually seen an elephant fly

 

3 hours ago, ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone said:

I have...last year!

 

Did you "actually" see an elephant fly "in person" - or did you see a movie of one flying? I have seen many things in movies (and even "documentaries") that I have never seen in person and most likely never will

 

[Doug]

Growing old is like spending time in a haunted house.

 

There are sounds and smells that cannot be explained.

[rocket]

8 hours ago, bohemian said:

who are you calling names!

If the ears fit...

[Tortuga]

10 hours ago, ➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone said:

I have...last year!

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

Hmmm.....

The brothers sold DUMBO over 2 years ago...🤣

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Is that a 'Brooklyn' joke? Aren't you in CA, Richard?