Have you ever wondered...(funny stuff only)

[retroHelen]

My sister when she was small: "Dad, if the sun is bigger than the earth I wonder why doesn't it keep the rain off us?"

Edited June 22, 2015 by retroHelen

[kejedo]

Or grill it.

I might try this for a three year old and a couple of middle schoolers whose families spend a good deal of time with me. They can choose a central condiment and whether or nor to use a circular bun. Unusual food presentation is amusing to our young ones (and a few of us older ones, as well). I had one I did a while back with a flattened slab of whipped cream topped with one or two canned apricot halves and accompanied by horizontally cut banana slices with chocolate stripes. Looked like bacon and eggs, kinda, but tasted like dessert.  

[kejedo]

My constant reminder: "I do not need more organizers. I need less junk to organize."

[Tortuga]

I might try this for a three year old and a couple of middle schoolers whose families spend a good deal of time with me. They can choose a central condiment and whether or nor to use a circular bun. 

 

I think that was one of the advantages of cooking it that way, it curls up and looks like an Old Fashion donut (doughnut) and you can eat it with a hamburger bun.

[Tortuga]

My constant reminder: "I do not need more organizers. I need less junk to organize."

 

[Qapla]

I have cut several small slices partway through the hot dog across the dog and found it will curl into a circle without having to cut it lengthways

 

Also, if you put a "thumb dimple" in a burger before you cook it, it will not "puff up" so you will not feel the need to smash it flat when you flip it.

[Tortuga]

Have you ever wondered how pharmaceutical companies name their products? It's like they take a handful of Scrabble tiles and throw them in the air and use the ones that land face up...

[Qapla]

Ever wonder why we even keep all those "silent letters" in words that are never pronounced?

[bobby]

have you ever wonder how people say we came form ape and are  dumb but the romeos and others were 

able to build really cool stuff in long a go and why can the ape build this stuff 

[kejedo]

Ever wonder why we even keep all those "silent letters" in words that are never pronounced?

At least one character of the American alphabet has been deleted "&." pronounced and, but in the alphabet lineup, people would say, "And per se 'and'. " 27th letter became known as ampersand, before it was dropped entirely. 

[Miss Bea]

In my small observation, the increase in baldness is directly proportional to the wearing of hats.

That's where the,"tats" come in! Hats, tats, bad news!

[pnutts]

Have you ever wondered? How many elders does it take to turn on a sound system?

 

Three

 

 

 

Well, yesterday, our CO asked the COBE to turn new system on, he and another one didn't know how   , so CO ( a former electronic engineer ) went over and showed them.

 

A couple of minutes later, our newest elder ( this spring ) came in. He has run the sound, when his turn on rotation, for a couple of years. )'>

 

The comment about how many elders does it take to turn on a sound system came from our CO.

Edited July 27, 2015 by pnutts

[Trenton Smith]

I heard there was going to be no milk in the New System due to 'udder' destruction. (snicker)

[Tortuga]

I heard there was going to be no milk in the New System due to 'udder' destruction. (snicker)

 

I hope we have enough umbrellas for the 1000 year rain.....(groan)....

[ChrisC]

Where is de basement that Satan is going to be put in?

[Tortuga]

Where is de basement that Satan is going to be put in?

<'>

[kejedo]

Where is de basement that Satan is going to be put in?

De basement is abyssal.

[Tortuga]

De basement is abyssal.

 

What state is that in?

 

It sounds like it might be in the State of Confusion but I couldn't find Abyssal on the map. Is it in the State of Utter Destruction? I don't have that map, I heard AAA (Available After Armageddon) might have that map.

[dot com world]

have you ever wondered if adam and eve were chinese would they have eaten the serpent instead of the fruit?

Edited July 29, 2015 by dot com world

[Tortuga]

have you ever wondered if adam and eve were chinese would they have eaten the serpent instead of the apple?

Fruit...

 

[dot com world]

have you ever wondered why is pounds abbreviated as lbs instead of Ps like kilogram (Kg)?

[dot com world]

Fruit...

 

ohhh yes thank you..meant fruit..lol      

[Tortuga]

ohhh yes thank you..meant fruit..lol      

 

I love the idea of eating the snake. That is funny! 

[dot com world]

I love the idea of eating the snake. That is funny! 

 so do I

[Doug]

YOU SHOULD NEVER begin a sentence with  " You should .  .  ."