A good joke

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

The answer is in verse 9 - "Let the one who has ears listen.” - He planted corn
 
 

Just Older

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

FYI: This is not real...

Just Older

[Qapla]

That would be right at home in the MEME thread

Edited March 12, 2020 by Qapla

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Is this a joke or a meme?
(I get confused )

Just Older

[Old]

2 minutes ago, Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz said:

Is this a joke or a meme?
(I get confused )

Just Older
 

Good joke, I wonder how long this will work for me.

[Old]

The world wrestles with the growing pandemic. In the meantime Trump wrestles with how to blame it on Obama.

[Tortuga]

40 minutes ago, Old said:

The world wrestles with the growing pandemic. In the meantime Trump wrestles with how to blame it on Obama.

"The Dems did it, that why it's a Pan Dem ic...."

[Todd komaniak]

Someone doesn't like Trump........ neutrality people!

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I found this funny.

(Maybe it hits close to home...?) 

But they do say: Timing is everything! 

[bohemian]

My wife and often laugh about how competitive we are.  But I laugh more.

[bohemian]

I have a competition going with a friend as to who can use their muscles the least. The winner gets a trophy.

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I have a competition going with a friend as to who can use their muscles the least. The winner gets a trophy.

Atrophy. Good one!

Just Older

[CouveBro]

But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here.  For men will be hoarders of toilet paper, lovers of bleach, panic shopping, scared, disobedient to CDC, sneezing and having no face mask, having hand sanitizer and not open to any sharing, slatherers of soap without self-control, self quarantined without love of good hygiene, wrongful eaters and puffed up with indigestion, lovers of cable TV rather than lovers of God, having an appearance of social distancing but proving false to its power; and from these turn away for at least 6 feet. - 2 Timothyish 3:1-5

 

hee hee 😅

[CouveBro]

[Hotteok]

It took a Covid-19 for me to finally admit that social distancing is my thing!
 

[Loopy]

[Sheep]

22 hours ago, Tryin'SoHardToBeSpiritual said:

It took a Covid-19 for me to finally admit that social distancing is my thing!

To me, Social Distancing is a contradiction in terms. Isn't it?

[Qapla]

I'm having a social distancing party at my house ......

 

Spoiler

and NO ONE is invited!

 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

It's Friday!!!

Old Tone (Downunder)

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

It's working!!!

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

Edited March 28, 2020 by Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz
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[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

This is me...

Old (Downunder) Tone
 

Edited March 28, 2020 by Maʹher-shalʹal-hash-baz
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[pnutts]

On 3/26/2020 at 7:27 AM, Qapla said:

and NO ONE is invited!

That means I am invited. Wait - I'm Nobody - thus won't come. 🎱

[Friends just call me Ross]

My Sister/Sister Lori just texted me this:

 

 

[Old]

Remember Laugh In with Rowan & Martin

 

Dan: "Do you know the differnce between curtains and toilet paper?"

Dick: "No ?"

Dan: "So, it was you! "

Edited March 29, 2020 by Old

[dilip kumar]

Reminds me of another one.

 

Son: mummy yesterday night when I went to pee, the bathroom lights switched on automatically.

Mother: (showing her anger) so it was you who did it in the refrigerator. 😡🤕