You know you're a "Net Witness" ...

[timpin]

You know you're a "Net Witness" when   ...   

 

 

           

                       

 

                          or                                                       You know you're a "Net Witness" if   ...   

 

 

 

 

         

 

           have fun with this one.

[Nobody]

OK, I'll take the gimme. When JWTALK is your home page.

[GStorrs46]

When the first thing you do in the day after considering the daily text is check out JWTalk for anything new.

I think I may be a redneck too !   Here's your Sign !

 

                                                                                                                                                 GStorrs46

[Qapla]

... when, for almost every question the first answer that comes to your mind is "jw.org"

[Gary Slocum]

When it rains and the first thing I protect is my iPad and iPhone in my service bag...

[Miss Mouse]

When you view everyone as your new best friend on Jwtalk

[MzT]

When you talk about the friends on JWTalk offline in the same manner as the friends in the local congregation.

[shali]

You now your a Net Witness when everyone in your congregation asks you "How do you know that? How do you find this stufff out?!!!"

[CHecker]

You now your a Net Witness when everyone in your congregation asks you "How do you know that? How do you find this stufff out?!!!"

Yea ma'am! And boy do I get a grillin'! After all I'm married to an unbeliever and I know nutink! I love it !

 

And you know you're a net witness when you wake up at 3am  and before you even go potty you boot up the computer and look who's been posting on the other side of the world. (Or if Shali had a sleepless night and posted oh, say 30 posts!) 

Edited September 1, 2014 by bagwell1987

[Miss Bea]

Or when you have to keep your mouth shut. You know way more about what is being discussed, and no way you want to explain it.

[shali]

Yea ma'am! And boy do I get a grillin'! After all I'm married to an unbeliever and I know nutink! I love it !

 

And you know you're a net witness when you wake up at 3am  and before you even go potty you boot up the computer and look who's been posting on the other side of the world. (Or if Shali had a sleepless night and posted oh, say 30 posts!)

I post therefore I am!

[Miss Bea]

Or, when you feel like you love your JWTalk friends about as much as you love those in the congregation! And, if the need be, they are there to rescue you! From whatever! Mostly, the heart things!

[Sunnyside]

When you cant sleep and turn to jwtalk to check the latest.

[Miss Mouse]

When your husband says " so what's new on THE talk :)

[trottigy]

When your wife requests reviewing the "electronic gadget etiquette " article for the family study

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/teenagers/ask/know-about-texting/

Edited July 9, 2015 by trottigy

[dilip kumar]

Believe it or not but the truth is if we don't login on jw talk we start going into depression. It splits to the moderators too.

Sent from my LG-E988

[Nobody]

OK, I'll take the gimme. When JWTALK is your home page.......

 

 

When the first thing you do in the day after considering the daily text is check out JWTalk for anything new.

I think I may be a redneck too !   Here's your Sign !

 

                                                                                                                                                 GStorrs46

 

where I go to read  Vernalee's Daily Text posting before reading other posts.   

Edited September 2, 2014 by Brother

[Miss Mouse]

When you turn to Musky when you have technical problems ...........

[Tia]

When you turn to Musky when you have technical problems ...........

Oh yea!  Dear Bro Chuck!

[NSSewer]

Or when you turn to Jerry the 2nd (Trottigy) for elders questions and you love him because he answers the same exact way that Jesus would!

[trottigy]

when you love your online family as much as those in your own congregation.

[shali]

Or when you turn to Jerry the 2nd (Trottigy) for elders questions and you love him because he answers the same exact way that Jesus would!

Hey! I've gotten more than a few replies from Jerry that didn't sound ANYTHING like Jesus! I want fair treatment! Equal rights for all! No discrimination just because you like to post excessively and constantly and without letup!

[trottigy]

what????

You know your a net witness when you need to reply to everything!

Or when you have half of the spellings for the emoticons memorized so you can just type them.

[NSSewer]

Uh Shali, I think I see the tape coming back out for your kitty/puppy.

[Musky]

when you love your online family as much as those in your own congregation.

Or more than those in your congregation!

Edited September 3, 2014 by Musky