A good joke

[Sylv]

This business takes dog training to a whole new level: 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Too true... (for me)

Older {waiting for wiser}

[Friends just call me Ross]

15 hours ago, TonyWenz said:

Too true... (for me)

Older {waiting for wiser}
 

Both hysterically funny a-and practical.

Thanks for the great chuckle.

[SheyZ]

wow it's crazy. I just had the same procedure done in March and I had a headache for 3 weeks. it's he used cortisone so it could be the cortisone. I've had cortisone shots in my knee and hand and never got that headache but I'm thinking it's close to the nerves in the back which connects to the brain. I won't be doing it again. I'm going to try another procedure first they give you a shot which numbs the lower back and if that works then they do laser cutting surgery on the nerves in that area. something else I just sent for and I will update you I just sent for a TENS unit I got it on Amazon was only 40 bucks U.S. you place the tens unit patches on either side of the spine area or any area of your body that hurts and it gives a little electric impulses which numb the nerves. I've had a TENS unit for years but I'm getting this new type that has patches.

Can he take it back?

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[SheyZ]

Can he take it back?

here is the tens unit I just purchased I'll won't get it till tomorrow Sunday so not sure how this will work I'm hoping for the best of course. Your wife is in my prayers

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[Tortuga]

2 hours ago, SheyZ said:

wow it's crazy. I just had the same procedure done in March and I had a headache for 3 weeks.

See my PM

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

The teacher asked what my favorite animaI was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny. But she couldn't have been right, because everyone in the class laughed. 
My parents told me to aIways tell the truth, soI did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. 
I told my dad what happened. He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. 
I do too. EspeciaIIy chicken, pork and beef. 
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principaI's office. I told him what happened.  He laughed. He told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I told her It was chicken. She asked me why. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teach doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her ”Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now... 


{I wonder if it could also be written to be more 'bacon-ish' ...}


Older {waiting for wiser}

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Do you speak Cajun?

Older {waiting for wiser}

[New World Explorer]

On 9/15/2018 at 9:19 AM, TonyWenz said:

The teacher asked what my favorite animaI was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny. But she couldn't have been right, because everyone in the class laughed. 
My parents told me to aIways tell the truth, soI did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. 
I told my dad what happened. He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. 
I do too. EspeciaIIy chicken, pork and beef. 
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principaI's office. I told him what happened.  He laughed. He told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was. I told her It was chicken. She asked me why. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teach doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her ”Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now... 


{I wonder if it could also be written to be more 'bacon-ish' ...}


Older {waiting for wiser}
 

That's funny LOL

[Old]

TV tray for seniors.

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, Old said:

TV tray for seniors.

 

Many years our car group stopped at a fast food place for a quick break and a sister sent her son into the restroom. I convinced him the toilet seat cover was a bib...he wore it proudly..

[Loopy]

9 minutes ago, Tortuga said:

Many years our car group stopped at a fast food place for a quick break and a sister sent her son into the restroom. I convinced him the toilet seat cover was a bib...he wore it proudly..

Nasty. Just nasty.  

[Tortuga]

13 minutes ago, Loopy said:

Nasty. Just nasty.  

..it was clean....

[Sheep]

6 hours ago, Old said:

TV tray for seniors.

Can you order these on eBay?

[Old]

7 minutes ago, Sheep said:

Can you order these on eBay?

Yes, but be sure to get the right size!

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

I agree...

Older {waiting for wiser}

[ChrisC]

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Just for you Richard@Tortuga

Older {waiting for wiser}

[Old]

Oldie goldie

This will drive you nuts...............
After you have thought about this for a while, pass it on to those poor unsuspecting friends you just love to pull something over on. 




' Oscar Card Trick. Performed by: YOU !!


Pick one of the following cards. Don 't click on it; just keep it in your head. 




Scroll down when you have your card .... 


Think about your card in front of Oscar. 

Oscar will attempt to read your mind! ? 


Scroll down 




The Great Oscar Has Removed Your Card! 

 

SCARY, ISN'T IT?
Now scroll up and do it again, this will freak you out.

  

[dove]

Is there an answer to this?

[bohemian]

1 hour ago, Dove said:

Is there an answer to this?

Yes, there is. It's cleverly done.

[Old]

This car horn gives an entirely new meaning to 'Blow your horn!'

 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Is there an answer to this?

Yes. The 2nd stack is not the same as the original stack. They might be all 6's and 7's, but not the same suite. You only remember one, not the others. If you remembered all the first stack, you will notice NOT ONE of the first stack is in the second.
Caught me!

Older {waiting for wiser}

[Qapla]

37 minutes ago, TonyWenz said:

You only remember one, not the others

 

Maybe you only remembered one ... I saw the solution right off - but then, I have a few card tricks up my sleeve 

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

 
Maybe you only remembered one ... I saw the solution right off - but then, I have a few card tricks up my sleeve 

Sorry for the sharp minded and keen eyes on the thread. I only saw it from my (dull) perspective. I woulda lost money if it was done on the streets...

Older {waiting for wiser}