A good joke

[dilip kumar]

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[dilip kumar]

Definition of the relation

[dilip kumar]

Peace is possible.... 

[walkr2]

8 hours ago, dilip kumar said:

Definition of the relation

That's true 99.5% of the time! Lol

[tuntun]

[Tortuga]

What do you name a camel with no humps?

 

 

Humphrey..

 

Humphrey the horse....

[Pjdriver]

On 3/14/2019 at 4:06 PM, dilip kumar said:

Peace is possible.... 

The wisdom of Solomon 

[dilip kumar]

With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,she Got Pregnant..!.....Who is she?
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[Qapla]

Are you sure you have not blown that out of proportion?

[Lewis]

If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy.😁

Edited March 19, 2019 by Lewis

[Sian]

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

[pnutts]

[➕👇 ꓤꓱꓷꓠꓵ🎵Tone]

Hmmmm....

Just Older

[dilip kumar]

Stealing Truth...

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[dilip kumar]

Pls think this as funny. Or else I will fall.

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[Loopy]

Yep, it’s always there to catch me. 

[bohemian]

On 12/14/2018 at 12:22 AM, bohemian said:

Descartes walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The barman says "I think you've had enough to drink today."  He says "I think not"  and disappears!

There seems to have been a little puzzlement about this joke, so perhaps it needs an explanation.

Descartes famously said "I think, therefore I am".  So conversely in the joke he says "I think not" - so ceases to exist.

 

Not as good when it has to be explained.

[Qapla]

Is that anything like

 

Three blondes walk into a bar .....

 

 

 

 

You would think at least one of them would have seen it hanging there!

[kejedo]

7 hours ago, bohemian said:

There seems to have been a little puzzlement about this joke, so perhaps it needs an explanation.

Descartes famously said "I think, therefore I am".  So conversely in the joke he says "I think not" - so ceases to exist.

 

Not as good when it has to be explained.

Reminds me of the good old days, when what we called the "Cartesian Plane" is now commonly referred to as coordinate plane. True story: When I was writing a book (which, incidentaly, is 5 star rated), I had a chapter about a race horse I used to own (Brian B. Run.) Next chapter, I was writing about math systems on a coordinate plane. I know, I was putting the horse before Descartes.                                                               Y (Just walk away Renee)S 

 

Edited April 14, 2019 by kejedo

[Tortuga]

1 hour ago, kejedo said:

Reminds me of the good old days, when what we called the "Cartesian Plane" is now commonly referred to as coordinate plane. True story: When I was writing a book (which, incidentaly, is 5 star rated), I had a chapter about a race horse I used to own (Brian B. Run.) Next chapter, I was writing about math systems on a coordinate plane. I know, I was putting the horse before Descartes.                                                               Y (Just walk away Renee)S 

 

Ahhh...

The philosophy professor that went to horse races after class...

Always putting Descartes before the horse...🤣

[tuntun]

[Tortuga]

Popeye meets Descarte:

"I think, therefore I yam"

[pnutts]

Take a byte out of your computer storage problems.

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