A Letter From The Research Department

[surfergirl]

Hissss!!!

[Toy Poodles]

“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

 

“Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

 

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

 

“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.”

[PamRus09]

I have laughed out loud at this.  "Answers that MAY work" indeed.  Too funny.

[surfergirl]

“Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

 

“Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

 

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

 

“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.”

To funny. One time my hubby likes to have 4 spoons of sugar. He had ticked me of he said I didn't put enough sugar in so I added 4 more to his coffee.

Another time he was complaining about his lunches not enough filing or something.

So I grow chillies.

I added the little fire bombs & did not tell him.

He came home with a grin & was still speechless.

Never got another complaint.

[Lilac Isosceles]

When my wife was very pregnant with one of our children she approached me with a dilemma. She said she was getting annoyed with the fact that the shower floor was unclean but she couldn't bend down to clean it.

 

Being the loving and caring husband that I am I went to the shop and bought her a long handled brush. I thought this would solve her problem and put me in her good books. It didn't. To this day I don't know why.  I was just trying to help.

Edited May 17, 2013 by Purple Triangle

[surfergirl]

Ashley women are to polite to ask for help.

Your Honey would have been maybe hoping you might have got the hint

& you have washed the floor.

Men think they are educated. LoLs.

I had/have the same with my guy.

:I

Edited May 17, 2013 by surfergirl

[Maris]

Simply hilarious!  Liked the Reasing with sisters release!

[Toy Poodles]

To funny. One time my hubby likes to have 4 spoons of sugar. He had ticked me of he said I didn't put enough sugar in so I added 4 more to his coffee.

Another time he was complaining about his lunches not enough filing or something.

So I grow chillies.

I added the little fire bombs & did not tell him.

He came home with a grin & was still speechless.

Never got another complaint.

Gabe I can't believe you got away with the chillies and he came home with a grin. You have a good guy with a good sense of humor. 

[Julsey]

This is who does at our home ->

 

Yes, I know the feeling!   ;-)

 

[pinkpopcorn]

In our house - we are a-typical.

 

When they read the scripture about a nagging and contentious wife, I just look at my hubby!  He is the family nag!

 

I was raised by a mother who THINKS nagging works. I HATE that. So, being the rebellious child - I rebelled and even told her that her nagging will absolutely not work on me. Problem is - she still believes her lie! 

 

Vernalee, we have two remotes! I have the upper hand because I WILL change his show if I find it offensive.

 

Now I sit in the living room and he has his 'man cave.' It looks very stalmight-ish, with stuff everywhere. I do not clean it. He has hoarding tendencies. YIKES! Just as long as I an close the door - we're good.

 

MEN! Can't live with them - can't kill them! 

Edited June 2, 2013 by pinkpopcorn

[GrumpysWife]

We have to remotes and 2 TV's but he has Dish and it's recorder that records on both TV's so even if I go to the Bedroom to watch, he is using that TV to record. Saturday night we watch a whole program about moving their outhouse in Alaska. I gave up and just read. Time to make the brownies. 

[jmebert]

Love this thread!! A good sense of humor is a must in life. We will spend an eternity figuring each other out. Think how boring it would be if we were the same.

[Lilac Isosceles]

I now know why the release of the publication "Insight on the Sisters" has been delayed. The project has been put on the backburner while the brothers have been concentrating on translating our new  Modern English Bible. Will have to wait for news on a possible release date. A spoiler thread will probably need to be started if they release it in America first.

 

Any "new light" shed on this subject would be much appreciated.

Edited October 13, 2013 by Purple Triangle

[GrumpysWife]

That's really funny Ashley.  Waiting for more.

[rocket]

I now know why the release of the publication "Insight on the Sisters" has been delayed. The project has been put on the backburner while the brothers have been concentrating on translating our new  Modern English Bible. Will have to wait for news on a possible release date. A spoiler thread will probably need to be started if they release it in America first.

 

Any "new light" shed on this subject would be much appreciated.

 

To update all the scriptures quoted to the new revised NWT might take another 5 years and by then the info will be completely outdated.

[GrumpysWife]

And you are NOT, Lynn.

[Lance]

Hey Ashely .

Brave man....

. Where angels fear to tread ..

Mention spoiler thread .. We will have to send you to the dog house .. Without a bone to chew on..

Lol ...

Btw .. Nice to have your smiling face back again .. Hope things have settled down in your life a bit...

All the best

Lance

[Miss Mouse]

All I can say here is all our (women) problems start with MEN

MENopause

MENstration

MENstation

I rest my case. .

[MizPeg]

This is who does at our home ->

His demeanior says it's so!   LOL

[Lilac Isosceles]

Hey Ashely .

Brave man....

. Where angels fear to tread ..

Mention spoiler thread .. We will have to send you to the dog house .. Without a bone to chew on..

Lol ...

Btw .. Nice to have your smiling face back again .. Hope things have settled down in your life a bit...

All the best

Lance

 

I am in good company. I think brother Jackson trod there when he mentioned they had 'sister-proofed' our new Bibles. 

 

Yes I am feeling better than I ever have. Thank you.

[LeslieDean]

I'm really not sure who comes out on the short end of the stick with this but here goes.

Adam To Jehovah

Thank You Jehovah for giving me this woman. But why Jehovah did you make her so irresistible?

Jehovah: So you could fill the earth Adam.

Adam: Oh thank you Jehovah! But why did you make her smell so sweet?

Jehovah: So you would remember her scent and long for her Adam.

Adam: Oh, thank you Jehovah! But why did you make her so dumb?

Jehovah: So she would love YOU Adam!

[Rosalie4u]

I'm really not sure who comes out on the short end of the stick with this but here goes.

Adam To Jehovah

Thank You Jehovah for giving me this woman. But why Jehovah did you make her so irresistible?

Jehovah: So you could fill the earth Adam.

Adam: Oh thank you Jehovah! But why did you make her smell so sweet?

Jehovah: So you would remember her scent and long for her Adam.

Adam: Oh, thank you Jehovah! But why did you make her so dumb?

Jehovah: So she would love YOU Adam!

 

LOL  ...  I really wasn't expecting that last line!  LOL

[Rajan]

Now I know why Adam was punished severly by God.

 

Adam's love was from heart so when Eve offered the fruit, he accepted and ate it, out of heartfelt love for her.

Eve,  though, she knew she already put her life in danger by eating the fruit, but since her love for Adam was due to being "dumb" she offered Adam the fruit, putting his life too in danger. And she knew Adam would accept because he was not :dumb:

 

what a tragedy............     

[Lilac Isosceles]

The Lost Verses of Genesis 2

 

Just as Adam finished naming all the animals he got very depressed, he realised he was the only one who didn't have mate, a companion to love and to cherish. Jehovah could see that Adam wasn't very happy so he took him aside about the breezy part of the day and spoke to him. He told Adam that he was going to create a companion for him. She would be everything he had ever dreamed of. She would be beautiful, she would do everything for him. Cook for him, clean for him and do all the things he didn't like doing. She would wait on him hand and foot, pampering to his every need. Adam was ecstatic, his mood changed in an instant and he praised his heavenly Father for his loving compassion. Jehovah then said: "There is a catch though. She will cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thought about it for a moment and said: "What can I get for a rib?". The rest is history.   

[Bro.David Drake DeLaurento]

I found a scripture in the Man Card Bible where it says Google Chapter One Verse One and  it says, "Husbands does not needith Google when Wife knowest everything!!"